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davey: there’s no escaping us pal, we’re inevitable

jack: while fuck me

In honour of Newsies having a West End run in November, I have decided to rewrite the whole Broadway script with one change ✨swear words✨

For example:

Les & Jack: *spit shake*

Davey: That’s fucking disgusting.

Feel free to add on.

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ahhh!!! exactly!!!!!

i would talk about how jack singing ‘i never planned on someone like you/don’t come knocking on my door’ to kath makes no sense but it WOULD make sense if he sung it to davey but some of y’all aren’t ready to hear that.

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hehehehe i know right!!! I’M ACTUALLY SO JAZZED!!!!!

hehe, look what i get to go to 🤭

literally shitting my pants rn i’m so exited

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i would talk about how jack singing ‘i never planned on someone like you/don’t come knocking on my door’ to kath makes no sense but it WOULD make sense if he sung it to davey but some of y’all aren’t ready to hear that.

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“are they lovers?” WORSE.

CAN THIS POST LIKE ACTUALLY. my god. yes this is a glee song what about it

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hehe, look what i get to go to 🤭

literally shitting my pants rn i’m so exited

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hear me out: jack draws for davey and davey writes him poems cause davey loves poetry

So I was thinking, Jack is an artist, we already know that, but art is not just visual, so I was imagining him writing little poems for Davey or Kath (or both, really), I think we should explore Jack's artistic side more beyond paintings

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david jacobs avoids mirrors btw .

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OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTEEE

crying so hard rn

(right hand photo is from 2021)

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AS HE SHOULD.

jack kelly would vandalize a cyber truck

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headcannon that MODERN!AU Jack has glasses that he absolutely REFUSES to wear.

Crutchie and Davey have both begged him to wear them in vain. the only time he’ll wear them is when he’s drawing.

he doesn’t wear contacts either so he’s always squinting when people show him stuff, or looking at people down the hall.

it annoys Davey to no end that his boyfriend won’t wear his glasses, cause Davey himself has glasses and he NEVER takes them off. he’s religious about it.

I also headcannon that Race has bad eyesight but primarily wears contacts—side for morning and late at night—so people only find out about it when he’s late to school one day and can’t find his contacts. (people think he’s wearing fake glasses until Finch steals them and he starts running into walls)

I have more eyesight headcannons but I’ll put those in a longer post later tonight.

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a mighty fine life carryin’ the banner tough and talllll

ain't it a fine life carrying the banner through it all ☝☝☝☝

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my friend just said I carry myself with the cadence of a Hamilton dancer.

biggest compliment ever.

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Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

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THIS.

les clocking davey and jack 24/7

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R: “that’s a future homophobe right there.”

D: “WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE-“

les clocking davey and jack 24/7

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D: *startled awake* “OH MY GOD IS SOMEONE DEAD?!?”

L: *laughing his ass off*

D: “oh god, someone is…”

les clocking davey and jack 24/7

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