Hi, my name is Tarrie (legal adult; try out pronouns on me!). I write whump drabbles and prompts (and reblog stuff). Have fun here. | My 1984 film adaptation WIP sideblog is @sluttish-armchair | Art blog is @tarrieberry-art
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
#It’s been three years and I still hear one of the kid’s voices saying “How’labout mm-mm— HMPH! GO AWAY!”#And with my current adult student? SO many catchphrases and they’re absolutely iconic#I can’t tell you any because they’re too identifiable and if any of my coworkers are on here (I know at least one of them is)#I’d blow my cover so hard because EVERYONE knows who says that and who works with them (me)#You have to understand: everyone quotes them.#You know how “my bad” started with a Jamaican basketball player? Same thing
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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Alien (1979)
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I can't be the only one who keeps thinking this
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when you were in the woods yesterday and you’re at a travel plaza taking a piss and you notice a piece of lint on your hip, very close to your crotch but upon closer inspection the piece of lint has legs and is attached to you because it is actively sucking your blood so you rip it off and flush it down the toilet and then proceed with the rest of your 1,000 mile road trip feeling violated and itchy
#irl whump#tick mention#bug mention#I’m still two hours away from home and I want to peel my skin off and step out of it like a dirty jumpsuit
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Nothing like almost getting sandwiched between two semi trucks to wake you up lmfao
#I was on the right side of this guy. There was heavy traffic and I was trying to pass him because I didn’t want to be next to him#I was moving as fast as I could with the traffic and not taking my time at all#Dude just starts coming over without much forewarning on his blinkers for me (he had them on but only after I was in the middle of him)#I start seeing his trailer get closer to me and I’m kind of trying to figure out if my eyes are playing tricks on me#but I see his blinker on out of the corner of my eye (which I thought was a hazard light because surely he wouldn’t run me over?)#It‘s a blinker. I’m like “oh shit” and look to see if I can get over into the other lane so I don’t get shoved by his trailer#AND IT WAS ANOTHER SEMI#So I had to floor it with half of my car in each lane to get out
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About to play an autistic-coded history buff and investigator. I love my job
#In the director’s notes it says “She has no social skills but she makes up for it by having an encyclopedic knowledge [on one niche topic]”#I don’t think they know what they’ve done.#If you give me those kind of notes I’m shooting your character with the autism beam; not my decision you told me to
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Don't mind me. Just geeking out.
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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."
I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."
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@allthesecottoncandyskies
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Tower Heist is on and I’m dying at the line “He was allergic to chocolate; I had to beat him.”
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
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accidentally took the funniest screenshot 💀
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I love coffee. It makes me sleep so soundly
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ICE abducting sex workers now
Any version of the “First they Came” poem, always forgets sex workers.
#Friendly reminder that sex workers prostitutes courtesans strippers and people with only-fans are human beings and should be treated as such#They are not dirty. They are not evil. They are not a punchline for your jokes.#They are hard workers in a criminally unregulated industry and should be treated with respect dignity and compassion#Some of these people are not in the profession by choice either so also keep that in mind#Some are actively being trafficked and are being penalized for being abuse victims#Others it was their choice. Some may like it; some may not and just do it because the money is better for them.#Doesn’t matter. They’re all people#Sex work should be at the very least decriminalized and regulated
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