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hold on something just happened

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Would you believe this wisdom came from Facebook? Anyway send this to anyone using conservative rhetoric in leftist spaces.

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you stopped scrolling.

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do y'all even know how much i hate being an "elder queer" at 40? a whole goddamn generation before me was wiped out by a plague that politicians deemed not their problem bc it was killing the "right" people. like. this was OPENLY STATED. i spent a large chunk of my childhood going to funerals. nevermind the fact that killing queer people for being queer wasn't codified into law as a hate crime until i was a junior in high school.

i should NOT be an elder queer, i should be middle at most. i am a middle aged queer. most of the elder queers died.

when i was growing up i didn't go to pride parades, i went to pride marches. because that's 100% what they were in the 80s and 90s.

from the absolute bottom of my heart, LEARN OUR FUCKING HISTORY. a generation was nearly wiped out so you young queers could be here. don't let that have been in vain, please.

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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so according to a nicholas boulton (male hawke) interview he:

prefers choosing and voicing sarcastic/purple hawke, but also chose the diplomatic choices so his hawke would also be nice

really liked voicing the ‘friction’ between anders and hawke, if in a rivalry 

has a ‘thing’ for isabela (likes her pirate accent), but his favorite romance to voice was fenris

thinks merril is very cute

thinks the relationship between bethany and hawke is more rewarding in comparison to carvers

loves the “looks like the duke…has fallen from grace” line from the mark of the assassin dlc and called it the ‘csi: miami line’ 

also loved the bee sting scene from the same dlc. he looked at the script and went “really?!” and was super excited to do it. he told the crew that he could “crank it up to 11 if they wanted”

said that if he were personally there when anders explodes the chantry, he would “grab a fish and slap him around a few times”

can really imagine hawke, after da:2/da:i, sitting in a bar, drinking, head in his hands, sighing and saying “ohh god what have i been through”, “don’t ask me to kill anymore darkspawn”, and “let me enjoy my burger and fries!” 

wouldn’t sacrifice hawke in the fade (mostly because it’s his voice)

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

EDIT: let's use this post for something good. if you are considering being annoying in my notes, please instead consider donating to gaza soup kitchen. thanks!

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ERASE the idea that America saved lives by dropping two atomic bombs on Japan from your minds. ERASE the idea that it was anything more than a political move to scare Russia and also to satiate US curiosity as to the true ability of nuclear weapons. Nagasaki and Hiroshima were not military bases. They were heavily populated civilian cities chosen precisely bc the U.S. wanted to see how many people an atomic bomb could kill in one go. Japan was on the verge of surrendering, the U.S. literally wanted to test out their nuclear weapons on people that they deemed disposable. That is it. If those bombs were dropped by any nation other than the US veryone involved would have been tried as war criminals.

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The pain Viktor Vektor radiates as he explains the effect of the Relic to a newly awakened V is... Very juicy. I was gonna try to be highbrow about this but honestly I just wanna chew on his depth of feeling there.

Just wanna chew on how much he obviously cares about this kid V (a 28 year old is a kid, if you're 65+, sorry), that he's given his hand me down clothing to, that he's given expensive cyberware to on the pretense that it's an "investment", even though he tries to refuse when you do pay him back. Because he just cares about V. Because he probably lives in fear of the day V or Jackie comes back to him unfixable, and he's doing what he can to make them safer.

And now here's V, Jackie is dead, V should have died, almost died. Viktor's spent days keeping V alive, probably racking his brain, reaching out to old contacts, trying to learn anything that might help. He's probably been dreading this conversation, rehearsing it in his head. And now V is terrified, is begging him, you can fix it, right, Vik? There's gotta be a way. You're the best!

And he wants so damn badly to say there's a way. But there's not, and he can't stop it, and he's gonna have to watch this kid he cares deeply about get slowly erased from their own mind, and suffer the whole way.

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I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh

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Some unposted art of my swtor imperial agent Zikaro 🌟 Bonus

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