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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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One of my favourite pop culture useless pieces of information that I know is the fact that trends in horror movies can tell you about the general fears of the world at any given time in cinematic history.

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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what do you mean you’re tagging my post with “shitpost.” that was craftsmanship. van gogh wasn’t doodling. michelangelo didn’t work with playdoh. it’s like calling the lord jesus’s carpentry whittling

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DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

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This counts as vent art.

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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Flabbergasted

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What is at the exact middle point between "nothing burger" and "everything bagel"?

"Something burrito"?

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Thinking about all the times at the photo studio where I got negative comments from parents about how I made their son look gay.

How did I make their sons look gay?

With angles.

Turn their body 45 degrees towards the main light. Tilt their head 10 degrees the same direction.

And I'm like... wow. It must be so easy to be gay now. I had to follow an agenda.

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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This poll is in response to a post I just saw about a Business Insider article, and it motivated me to conduct a little experiment if you would indulge me

Reblog to stray further from gods light, and also for science 🧪

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Brutus at Caesar: why do you look so

right now?"