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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.
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I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THROWING MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT A BUNCH OF JEWS IS FUCKING NAZI BEHAVIOR HOLY SHIT
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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
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