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hi blaseball tumblr if youre on mmolb reblog with your (lesser league) team in the tags, im the ⚓️ Pittsburgh Stream Thieves (bc torrents isn't in the word list yet)

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some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

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A fictional guy should only be made blonde to signify that there's something wrong with him

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As far as I’m concerned, pokemon villain writing peaked with Guzma. Legitimately worried about the erosion of culture due to hyper-tourism surrounding their sacred rites and practices. Abused as a child, ran away from home to start his countries only youth hostel for similarly troubled kids, and funds it with crime. Bug type specialist, with an ace that is mostly known for its first stage being cowardly. Cultivates a big scary persona as a defense mechanism to protect himself and his members, no one can beat big bad Guzma, so they don’t have to be afraid anymore. His grunts trust him enough to ask him for help when they screw up, despite the fact that they all come from troubled homes. Was so significant that pokemon switched from having cartoonishly evil bad guys and teams to the current model of “sympathetic and understandable antagonist that has some very good points, even as they oppose the protagonist, and is in some way actively doing good in their community by supporting those who are the most in need of assistance, due to some legitimate failing of the current system.” There is a cartoon villain looming behind him, but they’re a twist and not the main team presented. Everyone wants to be him, but they can never replicate the perfection that is this man.

Thank you for your service Guzma

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why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

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Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags

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all electric/flying types go to hell

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Yeah sorry I’ll never be normal about characters who only see themselves as having value in what they can do for others. Yeah it’s terminal. Sorry.

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sorry for blorbo tagging your post on the blorbo posting and tagging website. it will happen again

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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there is something in the gulls’ water and im scared. we’re top of deep rn how did i get here

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I love when my mutuals have ocs I like, like that’s great. Mini fandom.