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Rhinestone Eyes

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reflection

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hehe

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happy cannibalism day! 🧠🫀🫁🦴

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What r u afraid of??? Afraid I'm gonna send u a damn meme lol? Afraid Im gonna rickroll ur ass?

× Voxathan

Oh, not at all. I - or we, at least, as a collective - am older than most memes your precious internet has to offer. Memes are not the problem. No, no, I simply find I've better uses for my time than foolish, petty quarrels and I'm not fond of encouraging such things.

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saw your kincall from a while ago — would you be alright talkin with a fizz from helluva? just thought id ask before sendin a message!

Most certainly! Apologies for the late response. I'm not frequently online.

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What do you mean all my problems can't be solved by cleaving things in twain with an ancient mighty blade. You're sounding awful cleavable right now.

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

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I’m weak for a cozy-looking, domestic Alastor~

Did a couple studies of J. C. Leyendecker’s work! I love his style and attention to detail. He and Norman Rockwell were truly iconic Saturday Evening Post artists.

Edit: drew one last Leyendecker inspired Alastor for this set! Print samples will be arriving soon 👀

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An Excptional Greek Late Classical Silver Rhyton (drinking vessel) in Form of a Stag’s Head  Silver (partially gilt), Late Classical, ca. 400 B.C.E., provincial Greek work, Allegedly from the Black Sea Region.

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I am petitioning Tom and Rowan to allow me to front more often these next two months. Specifically for our work as a "scare actor." I believe I would do quite well at it.

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I believe I agree with Mustang about the strangeness of scrolling one's own tag on this website. I am not sure where people get some of the ideas they have about me. Especially vis-à-vis Angel Dust. Angel is quite different from our source and is trying his best to do what he can for the system, including myself and Mustang, but even he is not so enticing a fellow as to catch my eye in the way people seem to assume. Much like Mustang with his leutenient. It is... uncomfortable.

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Well now! I think we have everything adjusted just as I wanted it. The main system's host has been helping to set this up. I almost feel compelled to go threaten xir neighbors over their heinous music they've been blasting at a truly obnoxious volume all evening, but I don't think xe would appreciate that. If they do not cease soon, however, that may be the route I'm forced to go for my own sake. Positively terrible taste in music!

But enough about that! Pleasure to meet you all! I admit, I do feel a bit foolish writing to people who are not reading this. However, I've been assured by both Rowan and Angel that that will come with time. And I think the proper audience shall find me. With time. The internet is not something I'm terribly familiar with. I don't get out much, you see, and typically only when we aren't at a computer. We've been discussing going to a museum about music sometime soon, so I think I'll enjoy that! Otherwise, much of what we do is the main host's job and I've no interest whatsoever in that. My system and I are still trying to determine if there's a way for us to not share a body in the innerworld. That way my host could go and help with the main host's incredibly irritating job and I would not be stuck with no one but Mustang for company. It would certainly help. We aren't sure if it's something we can achieve, though. We shall see! It will be an adventure!

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Welcome! Enjoy the show and beware!

Hello, ladies and gentledemons, ghouls and boys, and those esteemed guests of both or neither persuasion! Alastor here! I'll be your host for the evening, even though host is the furthest thing from what I am here! Before we begin, a few guidelines and introductions. Some say brevity is the soul of wit, though, so we'll place those beneath the "cut," shall we? Do read on, dear listener!

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Name: Alastor Nicknames: The Radio Demon. Otherwise, if you're wise? None.

Age: 38 Aging: I don't yet know!

Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him, if you please Species: Deer Demon

Alter Type: Fictive Source: Alastor, Hazbin Hotel Origin: Fascinagenic System Roles: Nothing so formal, though I am an entertainer and the only one on this subsystem who knows how to have a little fun.

Likes: Jazz, big band music, a certain aesthetic, radio shows, audio dramas, meat

Dislikes: Television, pop music

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Rules:

Do not act as though I am a roleplay muse.

For outerworld legal reasons, I cannot condone murder or cannibalism.

If you take issue with something I've posted or a view I've expressed, you are welcome and encouraged to leave. I do not hold my audience captive.

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DNI:

Children. I haven't the time nor the patience for children. If you are under 18, then you should not be here.

Vox. Certainly Antoni and I aren't the only ones from our source. I'd prefer that idiotic television stayed off my blog.

What I understand to be the usual list of unsavory characters. Racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, SWERFs, radqueers, etc. Especially racists.

Those who do not believe my existance should be permitted. I am part of an endogenic subsystem. As such, I expect anti-endos to stear well clear of this blog.

Those who harass others over "problematic" content. I am, in case you've completely missed the memo, as they say, a cannibalistic serial killer in my source. Obviously here, I am not. However, I am still very much myself. If you have a problem with that, I encourage you not to follow or interact with me. I'll keep to my own space and you stay out of it.

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