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found a bunch of beasts in the Sperrmüll to be friends with my little guy (his name is Harrucker if you were wondering)

Very proud of harrucker

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made this video as a followup to lamenting about how i have a very unmonetizable type of fame and i have for the past 10 years and this was my favorite comment i got on it

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Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

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HAPPY PALEOFREAK FRIDAY! GET A LIL FREAKY WITH IT!

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big fan of poison at the moment

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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bad case of cum lung

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Awesome that we brought back mass lead poisoning. Everything that’s old is new again.

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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my hottest take

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Ringside

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this comic by raven lyn clemens.... Yeah