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tl;dr if everyone is guilty, big brother longer needs to differentiate between slave and free man when meting out punishment

(in case anyone needs an example/breakdown to illustrate the current problem)

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ds9 porn parody title ideas

-the USS Deviant

-Deep Space Sixty Nine

-You Are Cordially Invited to The Orgy

-The E-Missionary

-In the Pale Moonlight (Garak and Sisko Are Fucking)

that's all. reply with your own down below or simply enjoy this post with me

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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now write down what they do like an Instagram page takes pictures of strays playing in the back yard.. it is the way

Always the writer, never the reader.

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Look you want to enjoy Harry Potter and not harm trans people? its simple, You just have to kill JK Rowling first and you can buy the books and video games sll you like

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the problem is, eventually you realize, you can't stop now Either the story comes out or you kill yourself.

Always the writer, never the reader.

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I've never understood getting mad when you hear someone speaking another language. like idk if you don't understand the language then they probably aren't talking to you. so mind your own business maybe idk.

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ds9 is an incredible show because there’ll be a devastating, thought provoking episode that’s still incredibly relevant to this day and the very next episode will ask the age old question “what if miles o’brien was hunted for sport”

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I think you actually get killed in the Spanish civil war.

Ever feel like you were born in the wrong era?

You would have been popular in 1930's Germany.

i assume this is some pissbaby zionist believing they're saying something smart and meaningful while trying and not being able to wash the blood of palestinian children off their hands.

dude, i'm a queer anarchist. i would've been one of the first sent to the camps in nazi germany, ya dumb fuck.

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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

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“Take year 3 student Emma Glenfield, who started with a simple question about magpies and wound up conducting some cutting-edge research almost by accident."

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Mushrooms are literally fruiting bodies of the mycelium network

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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there's no way to know it's special without doing exactly that. perhaps I didn't change at all but you came to realize.

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Aerated water is a favorite of mine