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Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind

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father's day

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laundry day (that paint is never washing off man, forget it)

different colors under the cut bc i couldn't pick one

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ImpulseSV: I just got here, and I've already killed two Wardens. What have you guys been up to?

What BdoubleO100 & Tango Tek were up to:

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i really like this group NEED to see more cub and jimmy interactions

no effects version under cut

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27/04/25

little edit of my fav hermitcraft duo, cub and scar

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You should draw Jimmy covered in blood after killing Skizz and Tango being normal about it

[day 91] a third imposter is now among us…

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Pick that man up like a cat.

(Closeup and version without glasses below the cut)

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🧼…

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I really need Jimmy to be added in season 11... his dynamic with the hermits is just too good!!!

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stream doodle before i go to bed 👍

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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It is a very important headcanon of mine that Jimmy Solidarity does NOT curse. He will not utter a single f-bomb EVER. And the only people that can make an innuendo around him without him making a fuss are Tango and Skizz and Skizz is on thin ice sometimes.

However! This man is a drinker!! Especially if others are drinking. He drinks beer with his buds usually but the guy loves a fruity little drink, he will have seven within an hour. Get this guy in a party and he will be the least sober person immediately. He still won't curse but GOSH is he making out with someone.

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Curse my girlfriend for getting me into Drawfee. I'm full on brainrot mode now.

We bought the Todd from Drawfee plush and every time something smallbad happens I'm like *sigh* at least we have Todd.

Literally no one in earshot of me can start a sentence with "every time we" because I WILL respond with "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly" to which GF will start fake yelling about NO WE SAID WE WEREN'T DOING THAT JOKE ANYMORE and everyone near us is bewildered.

If one of us mentions having to pee we'll start chanting "piss" until they get up.

Every blonde character regardless of gender or other physical appearance is "oh that's just Julia".

Every weird-looking knife is an Italian cold-steel cinquedea.

Vocal tics I've developed from these lovable idiots:

Julia's particular way of saying "who are you"

Repeating the thing I just said but with "actually" because Jacob does it so often. "This is good, this is so good actually".

Ending a sentence with an upturned inflection like a question as a way to reinforce an idea, another thing Jacob does, often paired with the previous thing. "This is so doable? This is so doable actually."

🎵 this is my wife knife, it kills your wife knife, it ends her life knife 🎶

jorkin it and by it let's just say haha my penits

who else up [verb]in they [noun]

Calling people "yugi boy".

*Bobby Hill voice* It's okay dad

🎶 sacrifice yourself to Porfo 🎵

He strikes me as a pervert

Repeating something but this time it's to the tune of a totally-unrelated song just because the cadence struck me in a way that sounded like that song, such as:

🎵 Doggy Daddy Dilf Attorney 🎶

Basically all of the Merobiba lines, but especially "my mummy's a bear"

soulja boy YOUUUUUUU

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they are so special 2 me

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bad gals ⚡️

joelina, jamie and grianne 🩷

my babies i have been obsessed w joelina for a while she has rotted my brain she is so cool