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sitting on rick sanchez’s lap and feeling it get hard would fix me i think

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I’m bored where are the DICKS

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I’m bored where are the DICKS

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my roommates piss everywhere, part 1

so in my freshman year in college I had two roommates and they were both sophomores and had already been roommates with each other for a year.

and they had both developed this habit of just peeing whenever they felt like it wherever they wanted to in our room. they told me that it's basically just water anyway and that it would dry by the next day so it doesn't really matter.

to be fair, they were both well hydrated, but our room did always smell faintly of pee.

and so it wouldn't be an uncommon sight for me to walk in the room and see one of them squatting down and peeing on the carpet in the middle of the room. or against the wall. or sometimes we would be doing homework together and they'd just pull aside their panties and start peeing without warning. sometimes I would see them running into the room, closing the door, and immediately letting loose on the floor. they seemed to want to hold their pee until they were in our room.

of course, they wanted me to join in as well. it was a roommate tradition. this excited me, but I was also a bit scared that they would find out that I liked it a little too much. it was obviously fun for both of them, and they enjoyed peeing everywhere, but I don't think they really saw it as a kink and I never saw them do anything like really overtly sexual with each other.

but i was worried that I wouldn't fit in if i didn't join in on the roommate tradition, and I wanted them to like me, so I started peeing in the room whenever i needed to go as well, making sure I was drinking lots of water.

and all the while I was trying to hide the fact that this was making me insanely horny. sometimes this was more difficult than others. like one time, the three of us were sitting in my bed swaddled in blankets watching a movie on my laptop (The Muppets Treasure Island, if you care). one of them says, "i have to pee" and so she arches her hips a bit and just goes right there. in my bed. and not just a little spurt or two either, she completely lets loose. and she was in the middle so not only does it get all over my sheets and blankets, it also gets on me and my other roommate. luckily the laptop was on a cardboard box enough in front of the bed to not get wet.

and she just acts as if this is the most natural thing in the world and continues watching the movie until she notices me and mistakes every nerve in my body trembling from excitement for annoyance and says, "it's fine, i pee in my own bed all the time. it will be mostly dry by the time we're ready to sleep."

then she sees my boner (we were all just lounging in our panties and t-shirts) and a smile spreads across her face.

"no way did you actually get turned on from that?"

and she fuckin touches my dick as if to make sure that I really did have an erection. i slap her hand away. my other roommate has been laughing this entire time, just really finding my predicament humorous for some reason.

the first roommate is like "i can pee on you again if you really like it that much" and i say no and cover my erection with one of the wet blankets bc i was embarrassed.

so we end up continuing watching the movie. and during it she pees again (how she has so much pee idk) probably just to get a reaction out of me and my other roommate tries to pee directly on me bc she thinks it's funny but instead i pin her down and pee on her. and then i pee on my other roommate as revenge. which is maybe what she wanted all along. i didn't know what to think anymore.

but yeah it ended way less awkward than i had expected, i guess all of us peeing on each other kinda made us less embarrassed of stuff.

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i love being a piss freak!!!!!!!! it is genuinely wonderful to experience arousal from something so mundane but also gross. let’s be perverts. let’s hold hands. let’s wet each other’s jeans while we make out. break free of shame with me. pissed pants forever.

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holy shit wait i'm a service top

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i'm starting to understand the trans guy dogboy thing. like maybe ya'll were onto something.

trans dogboy in the "big husky that wants to breed you" kind of way. in the "i'll lick ur holes until ur nice and slick and moaning for me" kind of way. in the "mount you and fill you with doggy cum until it takes" kind of way.

but i'm still growling and whining and biting at you because you feel so nice around me and i love making you feel so fucking good. i still want to feel your hand in my hair while i do it. something something dog service top.

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I want phalloplasty I want phalloplasty I neeed a pretty cock stuffing my underwear full, I need to feel my bulge against the person I'm spooning, I need to watch it disappear into someones throat, I need to feel it sink into their ass as I pull their hips toward me..

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seeing a cute boy in panties would instantly make me wnna bend then over and pull it to the side to slide my strap in

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I need a tboy friend who I can be freeuse buddies with. His t shot made him horny? Well, that's ok, I'm his friend, he can just push me down and use my throat! I had a bad day at work? Well, it's a good thing I have a friend who will fuck me till i can't remember my name! He's been stressed out recently? Well, I never lock my door so he can stroll right in, pin me down, grind against me till we're both stupid with pleasure!

I AM A MAN. Any misgendering will be met with being blocked immediately.

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Gentle dumbification is so cute, it's adorable to see how flustered and worked up it can get a little fucked out pet. Tease and coo at how it really is just an empty headed baby puppy who needs help when it can't do more but a few weak bounces when instructed to ride your cock after getting fucked dumb.

Showing them their body infront a mirror after a good breeding. "Whose that doggy, huh? Whose that pretty breeding puppy there? Awww baby, you really are dumb, that's you silly pup~" as you notice how their little puppy cock starts to throb and they start to hump the air while they stare at their own ruined hole.

Even just instructing the poor thing to change positions mid fuck can prove how cum drunk dumb it's gotten, seeing it squirm all stupidly.

"Awww don't worry pup, I've got you, I know you're just a little dumb doggie, nothing in your pretty head but puppy fluff~" whispered teasingly as you grope their hips and fuck your cum in deeper

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i wonder if you could clicker train someone into pissing on command

like, clicking everytime the sub pees until they associate the click with the feeling of releasing, and then clicking randomly one day and whoops the sub just relaxed their muscles and completely wet their pants before they could even think about what they were doing, it just came so naturally to them

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thinking abt dog tops againnn. idk they r just perfection like omggg r u just gonna fuck me like a feral mutt while u stick ur tongue out and pant??? ideally also drooling on me in the process, slobbering over me as u pound inside like a big filthy dog... u gonna bark at me, not a yap, but like a good hearty bark in a genuine effort to assert dominance? bite into me and tug on my skin with ur teeth? use me like a chew toy? i need it.

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Trying out a new form of play, but poor thing is so nervous. Having to reassure him constantly with kisses and whispers, calling him my sweet boy even as I bind his arms and his legs.