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Yeah, that's what I'm most known for.

Do I get extra points for being able to drive?

Of course, I know that you can read a human language, and likely listen as well. This is specifically about audible speech produced by you. For anyone interested, I'm only able to understandably speak a few words.

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One of my species is RIGHT THERE, I felt obligated to answer.

what is your fucking problem

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I don't know, thanks for asking! 💖

what is your fucking problem

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yeah. that sounds nice! glad you at least get something even if it's not the most thing :)

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I love it. :D

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dang, you're trusted with money? that is pretty impressive

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My trainer earns quite a bit. We're not the richest but have enough for some luxuries here and there, and I'm responsible enough with it.

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hi! i wanted to say that being a talking pokemon - especially a flying type - must be pretty cool

what's your favorite part about it?

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People underestimate me ALL THE TIME, then I show them who's boss and reap the rewards!

They get more shocked the more I show! The fact I can talk to humans fluently, my driver's license, being trusted with money, even having a fashion sense.

Having supportive teammates and a caring boyfriend helps too!

There's a lot to love!

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Sometimes pokemon are gay

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I have a standard PokéBall.

In terms of conditions inside, standard ones are pretty cramped. They're not terrible, but not the best, and claustrophobic pokémon struggle with them.

I prefer to stay out of mine anyways, not because of the ball but because I just want to.

A ball I would prefer would be along the lines of a Luxury Ball, which has a lot more space, or a modern version of Hisui's Feather Ball line, which I heard have nest-like qualities so Flying types like myself are more comfortable.

If the cramped space is something you can't handle, pester for a Luxury Ball.

What's it like being in a Pokéball? I have a sneaking suspicion that I might have to pretend to be a student's Pokémon relatively soon. I'm not exactly sure what that entails, but I'm particularly worried about the Pokéball situation. They look cramped, uncomfortable. Do any Pokémon here have experience with them?

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winged bisexual wednesday!

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I'm going to cause utter despair today.

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Boop :3

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Oof, sounds rough

Yo Mr Cobalt Croissant, how many rings do you have?

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it's.... it's Saturn, for the love of arc. it's SATURN. SATURN. EITHER "SATURN", OR "COMMANDER". how many times will I have to repeat myself?

I don't have rings. okay, well, I do, but they're in my jewelry box. three of them. three and one fourth. humph.

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:3

So what happened to the rest of it?

Yo Mr Cobalt Croissant, how many rings do you have?

( @thetuxedohawlucha )

it's.... it's Saturn, for the love of arc. it's SATURN. SATURN. EITHER "SATURN", OR "COMMANDER". how many times will I have to repeat myself?

I don't have rings. okay, well, I do, but they're in my jewelry box. three of them. three and one fourth. humph.

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OK? The nickname's funny, deal with it.

Wait what the fuck is ¼ of a ring???

Yo Mr Cobalt Croissant, how many rings do you have?

( @thetuxedohawlucha )

it's.... it's Saturn, for the love of arc. it's SATURN. SATURN. EITHER "SATURN", OR "COMMANDER". how many times will I have to repeat myself?

I don't have rings. okay, well, I do, but they're in my jewelry box. three of them. three and one fourth. humph.

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[ PROTAG DECISION ]

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"This is the world of Miitopia."

"It is a world where every Mii can live in peace and harmony."

"Or at least...it was."

"The darkness came without warning."

"A great and terrible shadow threatening all of Miitopia!"

"An unspeakably evil fiend started stealing everyone's faces!"

"And then, to add insult to injury...the fiend gave the faces to monsters!"

"..."

"Behold, a simple traveller..."

【 UPDATES ON WEDNESDAYS AT MINIMUM. UPDATES MAY FLUCTUATE. 】

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[ WILL UPDATE AS THE STORY PROGRESSES! ]

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IS EVERYTHING OK OVER THERE???