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thetwistedcryptid
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thetwistedcryptid · 5 days ago
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thetwistedcryptid · 8 days ago
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I just saw a clip of that girly girl with a girly secret trend song thing and it made me think of twst Cecilia pre RSA knight self
Cecilia: I'm a girly girl with a girly secret
Cecilia: if I tell it to you promise that you'll keep it?
Mo'o, still in their friends phase: okay sure
Cecilia: I'll tell you now, my secret is... Is.. is..
Cecilia: I accidentally killed a man
Don Quixote, dying of no magic:
😂😂
This is the best summary of how it all went down
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thetwistedcryptid · 9 days ago
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OC questions
60 questions that can be made into an OC ask game, or you can just fill everything out yourself to get to know your character a little better :)
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[1] What first impression do they typically make? Are they likeable from the get go, or take time to grow on people?
[2] How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?
[3] What emotion is the hardest for them to deal with?
[4] How physically and emotionally affectionate they are?
[5] Are they good at keeping secrets?
[6] How direct are they in conversations, do they speak in hints and riddles or bluntly say what they think?
[7] Are they a good liar, and what would they probably lie about?
[8] How open they are about their true feelings, both positive and negative?
[9] What is their love language?
[10] How quickly do they fall for someone?
[11] What are small things that make them happy?
[12] How high is their self-esteem?
[13] What kind of sense of humor do they have, if any?
[14] What does it take to make them laugh, and what does their laugh sound like?
[15] How do they act around people they don't like?
[16] Do they easily rely on others to help them out, or prefer doing everything themselves?
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[17] What is their biggest struggle that no one around them is able to understand or believe?
[18] Do they ever have to hide their identity and for what reason?
[19] If they could change one thing about their past, what would they change?
[20] When they’re sad or upset, do they need company or some time alone?
[21] When they’re sick, would they want others to visit and take care of them, or they would rather prefer not to be seen at not their best?
[22] Do they have nightmares, and if yes, when did they start and what are they usually about?
[23] What was the worst, the darkest period of their life that they have been through?
[24] How hard it is for them to not allow their emotions to cloud their judgement?
[25] Do they have fears and phobias, and if they do, do they usually keep it to themselves or talk about it openly?
[26] Do they have any physical or mental ilness, how do they handle it and how open they are about it?
[27] Do they have any scars, how did they get them and how do they feel about them?
[28] What is something that they will never be able to forgive?
[29] How do they deal with loss, stress and anger?
[30] What are their most healthy and most unhealthy coping mechanisms?
[31] How hard it is for them to own up to their mistakes and wrongdoings?
[32] Is there something they've done in the past that they deeply regret till this day?
[33] What are one of their fondest and most treasured memories?
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[34] Do they have vices they don't want others to know about?
[35] Do they like their own appearance, and what do they do, if anything, to alter it in any way?
[36] Do they own items that have sentimental value?
[37] How would they spend a lazy day when they have nothing specific to do?
[38] What do they usually do or where do they go when they need to feel comfortable and safe?
[39] What is their sleeping habits and favorite sleeping position, either alone and with someone?
[40] How picky they are with food, do they have specific dietary requirements based on their health or culture?
[41] What’s their usual morning routine?
[42] What is their idea of a perfect friendly hangout and/or romantic date?
[43] Do they enjoy flirting or being flirted with?
[44] On a party, where would you find them?
[45] For an event, would they dress like they typically do, or go all out?
[46] Would they rather dress to look attractive or to feel comfortable, and what would they never wear?
[47] Do they drink alcohol, and if they do, how much and how often?
[48] Are they, or were they at some point in their life, a part of any subculture?
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[49] Do they possess any unexpected skill or knowledge that surprises others, and otherwise, what is something anyone would assume they know or can do, but in fact they don’t?
[50] What are they really good and really bad at?
[51] How good are they with money?
[52] Do they speak any other languages aside from their own?
[53] Do they like to sing and how confident they are with their singing?
[54] Do they like giving gifts, and how good are they at picking good gifts?
[55] How long does it take for them to make a new place feel like home, and what do they need for it?
[56] How would they react to hearing a dirty joke?
[57] What was the most stupid or dangerous thing they have ever done?
[58] In the situation where they had to choose, would they rather stay loyal to their morals or to people they love?
[59] What would they want to be remembered for?
[60] If they were to commit a crime, what kind of crime would it most likely be?
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some of these question were written myself, some are the courtesy of my friend, and some were brought from my questionnaires in my old fandom. if you use them, please reblog or link back to this post
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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Idk if i have any plans to properly convert him into this fandom, but, as a fun little thought- if Don Quixote was in twst, he'd definitely be in Pomefiore.... and thats it. Lmao. Idk what else
He gives a majority of the other students are heart attack because he can't use any hair gels in his hair considering the snake thing, poor fucker got in for his amazing poison skills but falls flat on the make up department. I think I dunno he could be a savant at make up for all I know
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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Roya, annoyed at a dormmate over smth minor: >:(
Don Quixote, not knowing how to comfort and defaulting to what his siblings would do: want me to.. turn him to stone..?
Roya: :D y-
Jack, approaching from the distance: NO 🏃‍♂️
HQAHAHRHWIAHAHAHQ
jack proving once again he is the only member of savanaclaw with morals
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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I saw a comic about Gorgon's and I think that definitely fits at least twst roya and don Quixote
Roya: hey you!!
Don Quixote: what?
Roya: when the snakes on your head eat food, do you like... Taste it?
Don Quixote: oh yeah for sure-
Roya: LEMON
*one snake bites a lemon she holds up*
Don Quixote: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Roya: wanted to see.
Pfffffff
I can picture this so clearly xD i really wanna do a doodle of this now, if only art block didnt have me in a shock collar right now... poor Don Quixote.. he is her eternal guinea pig, whether he likes it or not. The price of friendship
Honestly i got curious so I looked it up, and managed to find an actual article about this topic!! (Suprisingly. Def didnt expect to find any info about it at all)
The distinct smell of lemons alone would be unappealing to the snakes (like a human smelling a candle of a sent that they dont enjoy). Due to their evolved diets, they cant digest non-meat things. They also require pure water for hydration. So, even if they were to consume citrus/lemon, it would cause a few health risks. The high acidity of lemons can disrupt the pH balance in a snake’s digestive system, leading to digestive issues and potential harm to their internal organs. As a result, feeding lemons to snakes can potentially lead to nutrient deficiencies and other health problems.
I can see that there might be a bit of a grey area here, due to the fact his snakes are.. well, linked to him. Lol. And he himself is able to consume non-meat. so it wouldn't be like, life treating or anything for his snakes. But his snakes would probably have an experience similar to a human eating smth that had spoiled/gone bad - they'd get sick (and by exstention, he himself would get sick). at least, thats how it be in my understanding.
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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With you having concepts of don Quixote in twst how do you think he'd get along with his dorm mates and the other names boys in nrc? You've already mentioned a little on vil and how he'd prefer if don Quixote used a potion to have not snake hair but what about epel and rook? Considering his Fae heritage and not even counting the rare part I can already imagine rook will be... Very interested to say the least. I wonder if he and epel could bond or at least have solidarity over being forced or pressured to perform in a way they don't like (removing the snakes for don Quixote and the girly cutesy look for epel) or if epel would see his fancy background and assume he's just like the rest of the pomefiore students
Hmmm, well-
He would definitely tolerate but mostly ignore/avoid rook. He finds the huntsmen unsettling, and isnt fond of being treated like an exotic animal or a trophy to mount on a mantle.. it doesnt make him feel like a person - and he wants to feel like & be viewed as a person just like everyone else. He's probably used his UM on rook at least once, in order to have some peace and solace for a short while without being stalked. Vil tried to punish him for doing that, but Rook stopped him because .. well hes Rook. He finds stuff like that fun and interesting, its hard to anger or phase him. I like Rook as a character, but hes a weirdo xD and that should be acknowledged. Rook still persists to this day, but not as intently as before. Considering his obsession with hunting leona.
Well, overall with Vil I feel like theyd be neutral to eachother. Vil is of course very full of himself, so I feel like if he overheard anyone referring to Don Quixote as pretty or "the prettiest" (which id say is a thing since not everyone thinks he looks creepy or weird, there are many lovers of "monsterous" looks) hed get grumpy- i mean we all know how he felt when Neige was considered prettier then him... Lol. I feel like there would at least be a little bit of mutual respect, but for the most part he gets under Vil's skin alot with his compliece of the dorm rules but his brunt refusal to conform to Vil's ideals & ideas of what beauty is.
Him and Epel I feel like would have a very positive connection. He would allow Epel to be his unflitered self around him, as he finds the brash country boy stuff to be a refreshing change of pace compared to his stuffy upbringing. Epel would help him learn to loosen up and act more childish for the hell of it (cuz damn this gorgon needs to relax he is so stressed all the time), and he would teach Epel that fanciness isnt all bad & can even be fun sometimes. They certainly would have comrodery with their struggles, especially with how Vil treats them & acts like a helicopter parent dictator with their appearences. Don Quixote often plays the role of a good upperclassmen (he is a 3rd year and thus on an equal leveled playing field with Vil, in a way) by covering for Epel whenever he skips out on the skincare routine, sneaking midnight snacks, or running around with the first year gang & getting into trouble.
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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Roya: I wish I had siblings...
Don Quixote: their not always what its cracked up to be.
Roya: oh? How many do you have?
Don Quixote: uhh... probably not the normal human amount..
Roya: ?????
Roya: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE-
Don Quixote: ....10, excluding me....
Roya: ......
Don Quixote: im the youngest, actually-
Roya:
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Don Quixote: SNAKES HAVE A LOT OF KIDS, OKAY?? Some of them are dead anyways, so-
Roya: .....
Don Quixote has reached the elusive Roya friendship goal of her ass talking about her family, congrats now you're never getting rid of her snake boy.
Roya: YOU ELABORATE RIGHT NOW SNAKE BOY THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN-
don Quixote: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT ANY CLEARER???
Roya is found in the library An hour later staring deep in thought at a book about snakes and how they work.
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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Emoji's for the snake boy! And the crocodile boy if you want or feel like it.
⚓ what does "home" mean for them?
✉ what kind of letter would they write but never send?
🌒 do they have a dream or goal they've given up on?
🫀 who taught them what love is? Did it hurt? (Personally I fucking love this question and how it's worded)
I can't find the right emoji but it's like a little blue mushroom with the stem kinda bent, the question for it is "do they have a sound, like a song or a voice, that they associate with peace?"
Well since I just did ones for Sobeknesef, ill center this one purely on [wuwa] Don Quixote, if thats okay ^^;!
Sorry for taking a while to respond!! I thought i had posted this, but aparently i saved it to drafts by accident lol [I also couldn't find that blue mushroom emoji.. so i just used the red mushroom]
[⚓️]: While he loves his family and his bar, he lives by the montra of "home is where the heart is". So by exstention, home is wherever he chooses it to be at any given point and time. Home is the world around him as a whole. And it will always be home to him, despite how hostile nature and humanity can be. He doesnt have one specific person or place he views as "home", but who knows- maybe that'll change one day, when all his troubles are laid to rest once and for all.
[✉️]: definitely both a letter to his past self, and a letter to his future self. The contents for the former would be reassurance, letting how he once was know that no matter how difficult life gets - things will get better, that the pain won't last forever. while the contents of the latter would be encouragement, letting whoever he will become know that he can get through anything and that he's stronger than he realizes or wishes to admit.
He does it once every year, on his birthday. As a sort of tradition. One that he has never told anyone about, but not out of shame - mainly just because its far too.. personal. And he feels like its not one else's buisness either way.
[🌒]: for you, my mutual, this one might be obvious. But- being a knight. Considering the fact that he's so deeply entwined with his mafia family and that whole shady buisness stuff, he cant really pursue the dream he has. One of freedom and hope.
Despite being on the low end of society - apart of the "scum" of society (a crime family), he is able to serve others, help them, and make them happy, during his sparse free time.. saving people from tacet discords, giving people medicine or antidotes free of charge if he sees that they desperately need it, training with his lance until his arms give out so that his body is honed to its peak... Much like a knight would. And he is happy, in that aspect.
sure he likes bartending as a part time thing/cover for criminal activity, mixology has always been something hes interested in just generally, but his life feels incomplete and hollow because he Had to do that work by obligation - for intel gathering and clientele scouting and so their darker services arent just out in the open without an excuse or lie to hide it from the law. He didnt choose to do bartending out of his own free will.. it was his family's will. Which he must abide by, especially since he is currently leading the family after the death of the prior family head (his aunt).
Even if he isn't actively pursuing that knightly dream anymore, i wouldn't say he's "totally" given up on it. Kinda more like, holding out hope he could get a chance to live that dream - even if briefly or just for a day, but for the most part its sadly just wishful thinking of a man who believes he deserves to be resigned to the life he was given. Believing that it must be some sort of punishment for something he did in a past life (its not, its just a bad lot in life). Cecilia is def an inspiration to him, though. As she is in most iterations. Perhaps he might be able to break free of his circumstances one day, after seeing how she is able to and realizing that it wouldn't be impossible for him to do after all...
[🫀]: I'd say his parents. His family is filled with... well, people who arent very intuned with emotions. His parents, while not bad people or abusive in any way, inadvertently neglected him emotionally due to they themselves either not caring or not knowing a lot about that kind of stuff. They only got together because they Had to, because it was beneficial - both financially and for power - to link their families together. Something they never really hid from him, so he has always been away of it. So, Don Quixote had to grow up with a very.. skewed idea of what love is.
Because of this, for a lot of his life, he thought it was purely transactional. Which.. lead to him not really being able to make many if any connections, platonic and romantic. Leading to him having a somewhat isolated and lonely upbringing, despite his best efforts to the contrary. but overtime he learned that wasnt the case and it rocked his world. He took a lot of time in solitude to think about it after the revelation, but embraced this new found knowledge. He is a bit of a hopeless romantic, in his own awkward & "damaged goods" kind of way.
He hopes one day he can find love with someone (even with the persistent uneasiness about having whoever he gets with become apart of the life that he is trying to escape) but until then - he wants to make sure he is the best version of himself that he can be. And prove to both himself & the world that he is even deserving of being loved in the first place, despite how much of a "monster" he is.. in both looks and occupation.
[🍄]: I'd say yes!! And its very simple: the sound(s) of the ocean. perhaps its due to the fact hes very rarely been to the coast, or due to the fact his snakes are an aquatic type of snake.. but he has always found those sounds to be soothing. They help clear his head and calm him down. Kind of like white noise, in a way. He could probably do nothing at all except listen to the sea for days without growing bored.
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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To my followers-- two new ocs! Mo'o (rsa), and Don Quixote (nrc)!
I'll also probably be removing a few other ocs, yknow - trimming the list. Mainly removing the ocs i never once did anything with , cuz with them here its kinda bloated (mainly from my monster verse dorm, I might just narrow it down to 3 members)
Adventures at RSA!
Character x Reader writings Masterlist
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Lillehavfrue (The Little mermaid):
[Bomani Melokuhle]
-Be My Valentine! (meet-cute)
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Sneewittchen (snow white):
[Cailean Atharrais]
-I think your dove-ly! (meet cute)
-Be My Valentine! (confession headcanon)
[Oisín Neart]
-soon to come!
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Apoālewa (Lilo & Stitch):
[Mo'o Skysplinter] {captain gantu}
-soon to come!
Hellēnikḗ (Hercules):
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[Hyacinth Kovidar]
-soon to come!
[Wyborne Fawkes Eshmun]
-soon to come!
[Fǔzhù lóng]
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Reflecttrave (Mulan):
-soon to come!
Deinósavros (Monsterverse):
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[Kaiyō Rūrābīsuto]
-soon to come!
[Taranis Vervloet]
-soon to come!
[Hikaru Seijū Tengoku]
-soon to come!
[Eleu Neart]
-soon to come!
[Ramarak Sarasvati]
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-soon to come!
=NRC Bonus=
[Bowie Eustace]
Tumbleranch [by @tumbleranch-dorm] {Home on the range}:
-Be My Valentine! (confession headcanon)
-Boy's whipped (suitor headcanons)
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- Save a horse, Ride a cowboy (Nsfw Headcanons)
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Pomefiore (snow white | evil queen)
[Don Quixote] {male medusa}
-soon to come!
(bonus: you, the reader, can request different scenarios for me to write about, and they'll end up here after being completed/posted!)
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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OC Ask Game!!!!
(𝙵𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗)
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚑 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎.
☕- 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭? 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞?
🧋 -𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤?
🍕 -𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐭?
🍵- 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝? (𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬 ��𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡)
🌭- 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫?
🍙- 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ?
🥩- 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐞?
🍻- 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜?
🥪- 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜’𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤?
👩🏽‍🍳 - 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐟 𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤?
🍫- 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜’𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲?
🥜- 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐜 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐬?
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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Idk if i have any plans to properly convert him into this fandom, but, as a fun little thought- if Don Quixote was in twst, he'd definitely be in Pomefiore.... and thats it. Lmao. Idk what else
He gives a majority of the other students are heart attack because he can't use any hair gels in his hair considering the snake thing, poor fucker got in for his amazing poison skills but falls flat on the make up department. I think I dunno he could be a savant at make up for all I know
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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I need you to know I'm imagining twst roya in some variation of the "no talk me angy" meme where she's stuck in one of mo'o's bottles and is sitting cross armed away from the camera. I'm kind of imagining it as a post like cater found them while she was still in his bottle and took a picture and posted it to magicam like "ooh he angy!! #classic roya #rsapranks" or something like that
Pffff classic cater. I can see her finding out about the post afterwards and trying to get him to take it down, but its too late. Its already blown up on meme pages across magical. Shes a meme now
I wanna draw this so bad..
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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God, roya and mo'o easily fit into SP many memes... the perfect parellel duo.. the silliest of sillies
They are not just clowns when they come together but the whole fucking circus
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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Roya, helping out on the sidelines during a spelldrive match: I wonder who this 'star player' of RSA is that the announcer keeps mentioning..
Mo'o, going over to the benches to get some water: oh, hi friend from town
Roya:
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Roya: ...Leona's gonna kill me.
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thetwistedcryptid · 10 days ago
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Mo'o, in the sage island town: hm.. im seem to be lost.. maybe i'll ask that ..guy?.. for directions. [goes over to Roya] excuse me?
Roya, turning around: ugh, what do you wa-
Roya: [sees that this dude is 7'0" tall and built like couch vargas]
Roya: wtf have your parents been feeding you?????
Roya, internally: this is so unfair. This is so unfair. This is so-
@theoryfan205
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