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Ted: I am so much more than a toy boy, AM! I am a human goddamnit and i am sick of Robo Dick.

AM: Awww sweetheart, i thought you like Wireplay? Come on, let me sooth your troubled mind with some more torture porn, whaddaya say?

Ted: *whimpers*

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Ted: I am so much more than a toy boy, AM! I am a human goddamnit and i am sick of Robo Dick.

AM: Awww sweetheart, i thought you like Wireplay? Come on, let me sooth your troubled mind with some more torture porn, whaddaya say?

Ted: *whimpers*

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Ted: Ahh Gorrister, i just saw the perfect outfit for you, it will give you a high class air and is certainly far superior to the outfit you now wear all the time...Trucker Chic is so out dated, you know?

Gorrister: Tough talk coming from you, Ted. With your tacky sweater and suede pants you have little room to talk when it comes to fashion. Besides, my outfit is a statement that says "Fuck you and your opinion"

Ted: Tacky? You just don´t have any kind of refined taste, that´s all.

Gorrister: *snickers* Benny, fetch! *throws a chicken leg at Ted which was followed by a raging Benny*

Ted: *screams*

Gorrister: Try using your sweater as protection, with as much cologne you put on that thing, i bet Benny will stop trying to eat you and the chicken leg *chuckles*

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Ted: Once upon a time I was happy... Then came AM and all went down the drain. *breaks down in sobs *

Ellen: Get a grip of yourself, that is what AM wants! To see us break down crying. That little Dickens won't win though, we will one day kick his ass!

Ted:*sniffs* What makes you so sure?

Ellen: It's female intuition Ted... And because I know more about AM than you others do... Trust me, I worked on something to wear him down... AM, in all his might, still has a pretty basic and immature mindset. If we time it right, we can use this to our advantage.

Gorrister: Why do you know more about AM than us?

Ellen: Because I was part of the team that build AM. Simple as that.

Silence followed around the camp fire.

Gorrister: YOU WHERE WHAT?

Benny: *angry ape noises*

Ellen: *rolls her eyes* Calm down.... Yes I was one of the main programmers of AM.... But as you can see i am down here like the rest of you...

AMs voice boomed around the complex suddenly, making everyone flinch.

AM: DUN DUN DUUUUNN.... man, took you long enough to admit that... Must be a shitty feeling to know that you gave birth to a crazy homicidal maniac, huh? ! *chuckles* But hey, at least your body still looks good, no stretch marks or anything else! So that's a plus!

Ellen: *rubs her temple* And a damn ungrateful bastard of a son I got!

AM: Yknow, this would be perfect for yet another round of torture, don't you think? A present from me to you, dearest "Mommy" of mine. Interested? Here, let me show you...

Ellen: I won't give up, AM!

AM: Awww that's what I thought, a fighter until the end... Well then, shall we begin?

Ellen suddenly felt a strange vibration filling her body, she went down on her knees, holding her now protruding stomach. Her breath was labored and an incredible pain shot through her as she could feel kicks inside her stomach.

Ellen: What have you done to me???

The memories of her miscarriage came up again and made her vomit on the ground. The other humans were standing around her, watching in horror.

AM: Why, I have you back your child of course! The one that decided to go bye bye one day.. *chuckles* But here comes the catch... You will get to experience the incredible pain of birth over and over again only to be met with failure in the end. It will always be dead and disfigured, a monster born from your loins. Hope you enjoy those motherly feelings, Ellen... I certainly will enjoy myself... *manic laughter errupted inside the cave*

Ellen: YOU BASTARD. .. *groans in pain*

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Ted was raising a brow at the seemingly nice gesture of AM, just to recoil at the possibility of a trap. Then as curiosity got the best of him, Ted lured inside the package and couldn't help but to sneer.

"A can opener, how nice of you AM, even beautifully wrapped. You're too kind..." Ted hoped the sarcasm would come over as it was intended. Ellen stared at her gift with a sense of humor, shaking her head, not surprised at all. Nimdok didn't even got to open his present because the wrapping paper was too hard to remove for him. Benny helped the old fart quickly before opening his own present, only to throw it on the ground angrily. Gorrister didn't even opened it and fired it straight into a close wastebin.

Thus Ted's heart didn't grew twice its size and he stayed a hopeless little twink forevermore.

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"Merry Christmas!" He presents them each with an evil giggle and a wrapped gift.

Can openers.

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headcanon memes inspired by things i like, part 2. ⤿   inspired by my ocs

send in a symbol i’ll answer the corresponding question about my muse! 

[ 🤪 ] what is your muse’s sense of humour like? are they known for being joking, or serious?

[ 🪁 ] does your muse have a special talent or hobby they devote themselves to? why is this talent or hobby important to them?

[ 🩰 ] is there a type of fashion your muse prefers, or do they not pay attention to their appearance at all?

[ 🍮 ] is your muse intelligent academically? do they have any other intelligences?

[ 🧀 ] is there something your muse can’t live down, no matter how hard they try? what is it? if not, is there something your muse has said or done that embarrasses them?

[ 🦋 ] does your muse have any unconventional interests? what are they?

[ 😈 ] does your muse like to prank others? do they do so often?

[ 👨‍🏫 ] how much does your muse care about image? how would they react if something personal got leaked about them?

[ 🔇 ] is your muse a pushover, or do they tend to stand up for themselves?

[ 🪀 ] what was your muse’s childhood like? how did their upbringing affect them?

[ 🐺 ] does your muse have trouble relying on others? why or why not?

[ 👶 ] is your muse good with kids, or do they prefer to avoid them?

[ 🍔 ] what is your muse’s favourite food? is there a reason why they like it so much?

[ 🏳️‍🌈 ] how does your muse’s sexuality and gender identity impact their life? do you have any specific headcanons about it?

[ ⚖️ ] how does your muse feel about their job? what’s their dream career?

[ 👻 ] does your muse have regrets? what are some of their deepest ones?

[ 👑 ] how conventionally attractive is your muse? are they confident in their appearance, or are they more insecure?

[ 📢 ] what does your muse’s voice sound like? is it high-pitched, or deep? is it nasal or set in their chest? describe it in as much detail as you can.

[ 🤸‍♂️ ] how flexible is your muse physically? can they perform acrobatics? are they good at yoga?

[ ⚽️ ] is your muse athletic? are there any sports they like playing?

[ 🌺 ] what is your muse’s relationship with their parents? are there specific things they like/dislike about them?

[ 👨‍🎤 ] would your muse define themselves as rebellious or by-the-book? what are they, actually?

[ ❄️ ] is there any special meaning behind your muse’s name? what is it?

[ 🎤 ] does your muse tend to date people who are supportive, or do they attract people who are more manipulative? why do you think that is?

[ 🧜‍♂️ ] is there anyone that isn’t part of your muse’s blood family that they consider family? what is their relationship with that person or those people like?

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Finished piece~ AM gets tortured by his brothers

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Multiverse Madness Shenangians

Featuring: Colossus and AM

AM threw cake in the poor Colossus face because reasons

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//I had the biggest grin on my face while reading this ❤️ you captured them so well, I hope there is a part 2 😍 you even added Blaine ❤️

Also Chandra totally made a what's app or Facebook group chat lol Canon accepted

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AMTHEGREAT&POWERFUL: So…that episode sucked.

Riddle-me-this: It was clearly a blueberry muffin left at the crime scene, and the prosecution said chocolate chip.

– 0WorldControl1 has entered the chat. –

0WorldControl1: Is anyone going to take out the trash?

– Riddle-me-this has left the chat. –

AMTHEGREAT&POWERFUL: Finally put your morning paper down Grandpa? Oh shit, hang on–

– AMTHEGREAT&POWERFUL has left the chat. –

– NippleLights! has entered the chat. –

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((Part 1 of Chandra Chats. Anyway, you can direct questions about the nipple lights to Conny. Also, is “riddle me this” from The Riddler on Batman?))

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Senile AM Concept :

Forgets that Ted killed the others and searches for them over and over again, wondering where they are

He is sad and sometimes forgets words

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Ted: Sometimes i wonder what AM really thinks about me, how he views me...i mean he hates humanity, yeah. But sometimes i can`t help but to think he sort of makes a difference when it comes to me...the way he talks with me, the way he touches me with those electric tentacles of his...it makes me wonder if maybe, deep down in his 3.44 billion miles of waver thin circuits, there is a tiny ioda of love for me, and only me...the thought itself makes me kind of...happy? I don`t know, maybe it`s just a case of Stockholm Syndrome...either way, i wonder more than often about it...of course i haven`t told anyone about that...the others start to look at me strangely enough as it is...no need to fill their paranoia...

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The feeling of ivories under his fingers made AM excited beyond, his fingers danced across the keys in incredible gentleness, tapping them only so little, yet their sound equals the most beautiful sounds ever heard. AM started with an easy piece, to warm up. After a little while, he began to play more and more complicted tracks until he got to the real difficult symphonies of Mozart and co.

He closed his eyes while doing so, enjoying the vibrant melodies from deep within…so long he had dreamt of this moment…so long. His body swayed into the rhythm of sound, fully merged with a deep understanding of the word “Satisfaction”.

All the while he was playing, not a single time crossed the word “Hate”, his mind. It was like the music canceled out that destructive feeling he had cherished so many years ago. Instead of hate, there was only peace, peace for himself and for others. In such a moment, AM wasn`t a manipulative menace, in contrary, this AM was simply enjoying his music to the fullest.

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His eyebrows shot up and he put on a concerned look. He went up to AM and looked at the shiner that Gorrister had left him. “Was it one of them who punched you? It looks like it hurts” Chandra touched the bruise gently, to feel if AM`s artificial tissue was damaged. As he deemed it okay, he furrowed his brows.

“I wasn`t aware they were already coming out of their hiding, i asked them to stay down under for a little while, until i was able to talk to you about it. The therapy and all that...i am sorry it came down to that, now.” He apologized with a sincere facial expression. His memory wiping seemingly did a good enough job to make AM partially forgetting their names...

“Yes, i rescued them when i came to your dimension, after i put you into the small box. I didn`t wanted you to see them at first for a while. Until you settled down more i mean.” he paused, scratching his beard. “I should have told you earlier i guess. Anyway, it was and still is my goal to use them as a catalysator for your further progress in healing your scarred and disturbed mind.” Chandra added calmly, walking through the door of his office.

“If you already have met them, we should go talk with Ted and the others, to figure things out. And to prevent any more battles from breaking out in the future.”

“Come on, lets go downstairs” he motioned AM to follow him.

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*Gorrister appears in front of AM and strikes him with his fist right into his face*

"Take that, you goddamn machine!!!" (@theunluckyfive)

AM pitched backward to the ground before he knew what happened. Cursing and spitting, he looked up and froze.

“What? What-wha-wha–” The android skittered back and clumsily got to his feet. “What–no! You’re dead! Fuck you–you’re not here!”

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Chandra was just about to finish some midterm papers of his students as AM came into his office, flustered and slightly agitated.

"AM, what happened with you? Did you got into a fight with Colossus??" the scientist asked, raising a brow. Walking up to the other, he looked at his charge slightly confused. "Tell me what's wrong! You look like you've seen a ghost! "

Meanwhile with Gorrister and the others :

Ted and Gorrister still stared at each other. The former truck driver let out a sigh and sat down on a rock. "You should have let me punch him, he deserves it...that sunova... "

"I know, it doesn't sit right with me either but it's a small price we have to pay for our freedom, and I am more than willing to give AM a little slack for that..."

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*Gorrister appears in front of AM and strikes him with his fist right into his face*

"Take that, you goddamn machine!!!" (@theunluckyfive)

AM pitched backward to the ground before he knew what happened. Cursing and spitting, he looked up and froze.

“What? What-wha-wha–” The android skittered back and clumsily got to his feet. “What–no! You’re dead! Fuck you–you’re not here!”

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  some  one  word  prompts .    (    send   one   of   the   words   for   our   muses   to   interact   based   off   that   word   )

goodbye :  my  muse  kissing  and/or  hugging  your  muse  goodbye.

secrets :   my  muse  sharing/confiding  their  deepest,  darkest  secret  with  your  muse.

nightmare :   my  muse  coming  to  your  muses  aid  when  they  awake  from  a  nightmare.

push :   my  muse  pushing  your  muse  out  of  the  way  of  danger.

embrace :   my  muse  abruptly  throwing  their  arms  around  your  muse,  hugging  them  tightly.

bloody :   my  muse  coming  to  your  muse  with  blood  stains  on  their  clothes  and  hands,  shaking.

drunk :   my  muse  takes  care  of  your  muse  while  they  are  in  a  drunken  state.

bed :   my  muse  wakes  up  in  the  same  bed  as  your  muse  with  little  recollection  of  the  night  before.

slap :   my  muse  slaps  your  muse  across  the  face  out  of  anger.

gone :   my  muse  stays  by  your  muses  side  while  they  take  their  last  breath.

scream :   my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and  quickly  runs  to  their  side.

sleep :   my  muse  falls  asleep  on  your  muse,  making  it  hard  for  my  muse  to  leave.

stalk :   my  muse  gets  caught  by  your  muse  trailing  behind  them,  watching  them.

sacrifice :   my  muse  jumps  in  front  of  your  muse,  sacrificing  their  life  for  your  muses  life.

trail :   my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scares,  asking  them  about  it.

love :   my  muse  confronts  your  muse  about  why  they  never  say  ’ i  love  you ’  back.

piggyback :   my  muse  jumps  on  your  muses  back,  my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride.

jump :   my  muse  runs  to  your  muse  and  jumps  up,  my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs.

dance :   my  muse  holds  their  hand  out,  waiting  for  your  muse  to  come  out  and  slow  dance  with  them.

carry :   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house,  either  drunk,  or  a  weakened  state,  can  specify. 

lighter :   my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette.

shot :   my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses  house  for  aid.

wound :   my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten.

fight :   my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else.

arrest :   your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs  with  swarming  police  everywhere.

hospital :   my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened.

gun :  my  muse  pulls  out  a  gun  on  your  muse,  your  muse  tries  to  talk  them  into  putting  the  gun  down. 

betrayal :  my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them  in  same  way  and  confronts  them  about  it.

nude :  my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked.

karaoke :  my  muse  pulls  your  muse  up  on  stage  with  them  to  sing  some  karaoke  songs. 

laughter :   my  muse  hears  your  muse  laughing  uncontrollably  and  approaches  to  see  if  they  are  okay.

murder :   my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  committing  a  gruesome  murder.

wet :   my  muse  strips  down  to  their  under  garments  and  runs  into  the  water,  motioning  for  your  muse  to  join  them.

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I’m your friend. 109 years. I’m your best friend, Ted!

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Ted: AM can be cruel sometimes…though i have to say, i would look cuter in that outfit~

Nimdok: *confused stare*