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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

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bonjour

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nothing gets me going more than straight people referring to ash and eiji’s blossoming romance in the story as an “epic bromance” and then relating it to their fucking relationship with their sibling like it’s even remotely the same thing

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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

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You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

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This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

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What the hell she drew a man

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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

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I fucking hate it here

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Read a fucking comic man