thevampirechr0nicler

[thevampirechr0nicler]

Happy International Penguin Day, Oswald Cobblepot 😊❤

"Did you know that male emperor penguins keep their eggs warm by balancing them on their feet?"

Everyone who doesn't know him, check him out, he's a very entertaining villain 😊😁

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Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

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God I wish elections in the fucking US wouldn’t affect literally every other country in the world

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tbh i can't believe this is a series where body swapping is canon and nobody is writing this with their otp what are we doing here guys

[thevampirechr0nicler]

"There's blood on your shirt."

[thevampirechr0nicler]

ius this real???

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[thevampirechr0nicler]

gave to lestat my period cramps because he should suffer instead of me

[thevampirechr0nicler]

Thoughts for today

[thevampirechr0nicler]

Lestat here.

I appear to be creating quite the controversy amongst those who enjoy Taylor Swift and her music. Frankly, I feel as though the term “male obsessed lunatics” is a very interesting one, as I have never heard something quite as strange in my 263 years.

Personally, as many of you may know, I am not a huge fan of Miss Swift, but I do not hold some strange grudge against her, like her fans seem to do with me.

Apparently I am incorrect in thinking about the 21st century and their reactions to a man showing off his feminine side.

I have been serving princess since the 18th century, so I do believe that this person making this tweet should “check themselves before they wreck themselves”.

Either way, I am glad that I am the topic of discussion, and I sincerely hope this brings more traction to my tour and my music.

(Remember to stream Long Face on YouTube, and hopefully Spotify at some stage soon….)

Lestat out. xoxo

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[thevampirechr0nicler]

armand: and then I was sitting there all weak and helpless, unable to freeze time or control minds and bodies of everyone in that building, while the big, strong and scary vampire sam was standing right beside me with his fake scythe that we used to use as a prop during theatre performances

louis: yeah this is how it happened, I was there, trust me bro

daniel, me, rashid, hallucination of lestat, raglan james, ghosts of claudia and madeleine, the entire population of dubai, the whole planet:

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Assert dominance by making direct eye contact while they're sucking your neck

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the interview with the vampire cast are so funny about their characters they’re like

jacob anderson talking about louis: he is me i am him there is no separation

sam reid talking about lestat: that is my close personal friend lestat and i am also his lawyer providing his professional statements on the events taking place

assad zaman talking about armand: every time i get on set i get possessed for a few hours and wake up in my dressing room. also he’s a freak and wants that young old man bad

eric bogosian talking about daniel: i’ve always wanted to be a vampire also [spoiler spoiler spoiler]

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Fresh Pipe-Cleaner Baby

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Fresh Pipe-Cleaner Baby

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Fresh Pipe-Cleaner Baby