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I was so sleep deprived last night I started writing Black Friday smut in my notes app. Because I was rewatching the show and realized that ao3 dosnt have a single Blair/Keith fic.

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I’m gonna make a Daniel Molloy RP account istg.

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“So Sam, how’s work going?”

I wouldn’t normally care but I work tech for a touring play, WHICH KINDA REQUIRES FOCUS.

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Whoever thought it would be a good idea to tour a play OUTDOORS IN A MIDWEST SUMMER, should burn.

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I can’t help myself…

:/

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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I can’t tell if this photo is giving man with his two sugar daddies or grandpa is out with the kids.

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GUYS LOOK HES IN CHARACTER POSTING!!!!

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THE SCREAM I SCREMPT

SHITTING MYSELF, CUMMING, CRYING, PISSING.

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Coming soon…

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NO BRAM STOKER!!! I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO THE PIT OF HOMOEROTIC VAMPIRES!!!!

NOOOOOO

Oooooo

oooooooooooo….

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OMG HI TUMBLR.

I FUCKING DID IT.

Testosterone is no fucking joke.

I smell horrible, my room always smells.

I am covered in hair in places that I didn’t know grew hair.

I’m so horny I’ve considered having gay sex as a straight man.

I’m so horny IN GENERAL.

Did I mention I smell?

My back is so disgusting and covered in acne.

TOE HAIR?!?

Horny.

DID I MENTION THE FUCKING SMELL.

MY ROOM JUST SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND CUM.

Anyways, if I do jump the bones of an acquaintance of mine, tumblr will be the first to know. 

#testosteronemademegay 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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Was gonna make a silly pride post.

Just found out my hospital will no longer fund my HRT.

I don’t know what I’m going to do.

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Guys the trolli popsicle have the same texture as cock.

DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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I am a photographer (I guess) and I got this photo at pride last week.

And I agree.

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Testosterone is no fucking joke.

I smell horrible, my room always smells.

I am covered in hair in places that I didn’t know grew hair.

I’m so horny I’ve considered having gay sex as a straight man.

I’m so horny IN GENERAL.

Did I mention I smell?

My back is so disgusting and covered in acne.

TOE HAIR?!?

Horny.

DID I MENTION THE FUCKING SMELL.

MY ROOM JUST SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND CUM.

Anyways, if I do jump the bones of an acquaintance of mine, tumblr will be the first to know. 

#testosteronemademegay 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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The grind never stops. I’m working pride (I’m a photographer) and I’m listening to next to normal.

anyways I’m gonna be here for 7 hours and I’m gonna crash the fuck out