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Remember that time I tried helping Jennifer Lawrence up the stairs? Me neither.

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And here's the video: Drive (Deleted Scenes With TWK)

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It thinks I'm Jerry Maguire.

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Make creepy videos and people make creepy gifs out of it. It's the cycle of internet life.

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He let me finish drawing after telling me that Pictionary is one of the best drawing/word-guessing games of all time.

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You know you're in 2012 when you look through a flyer and think, "Why are they showing ground beef on a tablet?! And why is it so cheap?!?!"

Boy, did I feel stupid. Also, I could have known it was 2012 by looking at a calendar.

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So I started playing Draw Something.

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I was pretty proud of this Breakfast Club video, so I decided to make the dumbest part a gif for all of you to enjoy. I'm pretty sure I've got the moves like Jagger.

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did you know?

One of my favourite things to come across on Tumblr are those posts that inform you of things you probably didn't know. The thing I love about these "did you know?" posts is that you have no idea if they're legitimate or not. There are no sources and people are just too lazy to actually Google/Wikipedia things to see if they're factually accurate.

That being said, I'm going to start posting my own "did you know?" posts that are completely made up. Hopefully, it'll straddle the fine line of absurdity and possibility, where people won't question it and they'll reblog it as if they're sharing interesting facts when they're actually spreading misinformation.

I'm one of those men who want to watch the world burn.

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Apparently this is floating around Tumblr. Why would anyone make a gif of this?! And why am I reblogging it so that more people can see it?! Oh right, because making things awkward and uncomfortable is great!

P.S. Guys, I'm single. P.P.S. But I'm straight. Sorry for being a... banana tease.

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parisazakeri: Can you draw a picture of Luke Skywalker and Darf Cader saying to to him 'No I am your father' and then write a comment underneath saying that is what he actually said in the movie?

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I like the part where I mock you by putting fake broken image links within the image to indicate that "Darf Cader" isn't in Star Wars.

I feel like an ass. High five!