Soma, 32, transfem (she/her), wizard but in the cool airbrushed on the side of a van way, not the terf way, pan, poly, tired. Should have deleted this account ages ago. Been here since 2012. No I don’t have money.
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Winged Prophets.
a selection of mothmen. some deliver their warnings more gently than others.
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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.
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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students
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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
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I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school
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I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.
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