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Gravity Falls (2012-2016)

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god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

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Continuing on why my roommate is deeply concerning me is that I woke up this morning with a pair of scissors at the foot of my bed. They weren’t there when I went to sleep last night. 

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Today my roommate set a tea towel on fire. I just want to give up at this point because this is the second time she has done this. My left hand is burnt now so typing this with one hand only. I fear for the future children that she might be teaching one day.

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i wish no one knew anything about me 

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So earlier today I was crossing the street, when some douchebag started honking at me when he was trying to make a left. It was out of nowhere and I had the right of way. I was walking at a brisk pace since I was running a bit late to an interview across said street.

I would have been out of his way in 2 seconds but he decides to honk at me multiple times. I do not know this person, and he stared at me with a straight face the whole time. I had 15 seconds left on the light so I proceeded to fix my tie, check my phone, and shine my shoe while the guy kept laying on the horn. Light turns yellow, and without looking at him, I literally skip to the street (I am a fat guy so it was hilarious).

I enter the building straight ahead, and get in the elevator. A man and his group asks if I can hold the elevator, so I did. When he gets in he tells me “don’t worry, we won’t honk at you.” We talk about what just happened and how the guy was totally red. We were all laughing. I tell him how I was running late, but that it was totally worth it.

We get out of the elevator on the same floor. As I said goodbye, I approached the receptionist to ask where the interview was taking place. She asks the person behind me, who was the man in the elevator. Turns out he was the one hiring for the office position. He on the spot tells me “you’re hired.”

I start tomorrow.

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“Harlot’s Web” written with @benevolentspung (uncensored version on site: http://pbfcomics.com/comics/harlots-web/)

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You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.

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thank u for not pulling out

ohmYGOD

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My roommate is a nightmare!!! Not joking ... she leaves alcohol on the landing where a 3 yr old and her friends sometimes play and next to it a hot iron !!! ON F*****G ground!!!!!