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/blows dust off the blog

whaddup

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I hope you're not worrying over spending time with me too much. I'm a big boy, Taylor, I won't get easily offended by it. I figured you were busy-- and I've been kind of busy too. Trying to get back in shape after I went missing for two months. Or, um, longer if you count the memory loss. Did something happen?

Great. Just great. What have I done now?

I think I know what you mean. Sorry I haven’t spent much time talking to you. I’ve just been so busy… I’m-- well-- I don’t quite know. My heart sort of hurts.

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But you should just smile on my account. I think I'd prefer a genuine one to a smile only reserved for paparazzi. I've been-- guess that's the most accurate way to describe it, at this point. How are you feeling now?

Great. Just great. What have I done now?

It’s hard not to smile around you, Zac. It’s so good to see you. How’ve you been?

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Gotta be honest, I'd be more concerned if it hadn't been a crazy few weeks.

What a crazy few weeks it has been...wow.

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Everyone wants to see that beautiful smile of yours, Taylor.

Great. Just great. What have I done now?

Zac.

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Doctors say I will be, in time. I-- it's frustrating. I don't want to rely on someone to help me with stuff like walking or going down the stairs. I don't want to be this way forever. It's taking too long.

I hope you’re alright, Zac.

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Never fear, Zac Efron is here!

I am really afraid that he’s going to murder me. Oh no.

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...mind if I joined you? Whatever it is you think you did-- we don't have to talk about it.

Great. Just great. What have I done now?

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I wouldn't take it too personally. He's out to get everyone.

I think Moseby’s out to get me.

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Fuck, this is physical therapist almost makes me want to revisit my policy on hitting a girl. Not that I'd ever-- but shit, everything hurts.

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You'd toss our friendship over somethin' like this? Harsh. And here I was thinkin' that I meant more to you. I'm off to cry in some deserted dark alley now.

WHAT. We can’t be friends anymore.

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king-crawford:

LAX was busy as hell today. I barely got through the terminal alive.

How was your vacation getaway with Blake, man?

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I've never heard it.

I’m literally obsessed with “Come & Get It.” It’s gotta be my new favorite song.

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