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for a second I thought you were talking about WASPs like the acronym for affluent white people and was sat here thinking who here is claiming them as friends?

All wasps are the opp

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Rotini pasta my beloved

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Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

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Having maladaptive daydreams is like now what if you repeated that same internal monologue about 200 times to the tune of Beyonce's Like a G6

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

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I know wasps are yalls friend but me and them will always have beef

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Mama nature gave us a week of reasonably warm weather and said enough of that shit

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1996

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This bag of popcorn was marketed as movie theater butter popcorn but just tastes like regular butter popcorn

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Time to go home and do slutty activities (sit on the floor)

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They should invent a perfume fragrance that doesn't put my allergies in fight or flight mode

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NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI

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i bet origami feels good as fuck if you're a piece of paper

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Accidentally swallowing your gum but then choke noising it back out is what coming back from the dead feels like

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you can't arrest a diva