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The sacred snack

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both ears are the gay ear :/

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Fuck it, my heart races when someone says "thank you" to me

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Seriously considers saying something publicly, heart races at the very thought

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You're not even goth, you just love wearing black and hate life

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I'm allergic to bOTH BINCH, I DON'T GIVE TWO LIT SHITS ABOUT THE FUZZ

a signed version of the fixed chart, for reposting

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Good evening to everyone but my dog who decided to piss on my new dress

While I was wearing it

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Whilst driving through the precipices of the Applacians, suffering hour after hour of the grueling treck, through the heavens pokes through a lightning rod! A vision of the purest ecstasy! A sign simply baring a title with a promise of hope! Of divinity! Yes!

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Y'all like: "Franken-daddy this" and "stitches get bitches" that

But movie Monster has boiled cabbage brain and can't consent to that shit, you can only really fuck book Monster whomst've the fuck was a big ol' scholary hot head the whole darn time so good luck with that. Mothman forever.

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*tips cowboy hat* Any y'all city slickin sloppy joes ever accidentally wipe your own menstraul blood on your face in the dead thick of the night? Or is that too "rustic" for ya?

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MOTHMAN IS HERE

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Customer: Ummm excuse me? Ma'am?

Me:

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Acid reflux got me fucked up

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May you all enjoy a wonderful creampie on this happy pie day

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In life, I would never want to go through a divorce, I'd do anything to keep it from happening

That's why I would personally take one for the team and stab my husbad