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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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My dear followers, today I present you
Bun-chans
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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
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sorry i told u to kill yourself the other day, i was like crazy horny and not thinking straight
Understandable girlboss let's channel that energy into getting laid next time
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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents
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hey everyone check out these cool cars i saw earlier today



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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust
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[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you
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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.
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