thisissimonwithoutthecat

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THAT WOULD BE A GREAT EVENT

Missing one of my friends from Pittsburgh and feeling like dancing. Anyone want to learn to dance?

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I am here to ask all of the real questions with only good answers!

@thisissimonwithoutthecat‘s question: this question is so hard!  I can’t answer you or me… so… maybe @skeetskeetcar?

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@aria-broussard @50shadesofcristian and @joeywhatsgood have you met the FUTURE OF PAEDIATRIC SURGERY AND THE BEST AMBASSADOR EVER? @aspenbrantford-md ???? She totally would not let someone die on an island and she has got GAME and very nice hair.

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I can do that, you awesome paediatric surgeon in the making/best ambassador ever, you.

thisissimonwithoutthecat‌:

Hi nice lady who would keep us alive on a desert island, what does this curious cat gotta do this time?

oh not muuuuch. just sing my praises to the next three people that you talk to. anything along the lines of how i’m the future of paediatric surgery, or that i’m the best ambassador there ever was, is perfect.

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Hi nice lady who would keep us alive on a desert island, what does this curious cat gotta do this time?

answer to @secretlyvanillaperfection‘s question: umm you mean besides me? maybe @thisissimonwithoutthecat or @sammybees

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The mini keyboard isn’t ideal, but finally got some stuff going (:

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See? She exists!!!!

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Stdufta6digoi. You're the best Pokemon trainer.

thisissimonwithoutthecat‌:

Oh, oh, you gotta come out with us for one round of karaoke! You can pick the song.

Oh but Simon… you don’t need me.  

Not when you’re so talented.  Your singing makes me swoon and want to spend the time bragging that I’m your girlfriend.

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I am 100% flattered to be top 10% even if I have no useful skills.

thisissimonwithoutthecat‌:

Good. You should be. Your doctorly skills would be very useful on a desert island. I, on the other hand, would be dead weight unless there was an army of cats to befriend who would bring us food because we are terrible hunters.

ya, you would be dead weight. but that’s okay. at least you’re tolerable and not an asswipe. can’t say the same for 90% of the guys here.

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This worries me greatly. How bad is the dare?

@praevado-insider: you got it. besides the obvious @coraleeb and you know what, i’m gonna go out on a limb and say @thisissimonwithoutthecat or @dabbinderrick

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oddly flattered? actually, i should be everyone’s choice for this question. i am very smart and crafty and skilled, so thank you.

Good. You should be. Your doctorly skills would be very useful on a desert island. I, on the other hand, would be dead weight unless there was an army of cats to befriend who would bring us food because we are terrible hunters.

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secretlyvanillaperfection‌:

Well this is embarressing.  I’m officially shipping the two of you now.  

Oh no no, it’s all good. You zeroed right in on that one without knowing, which is kinda cool. Like psychic ninja shipping powers or something.

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secretlyvanillaperfection‌:

I could see shipping you with that pretty girl.  The one you dared to Karaoke.  She’s cute.  or…hmmm…let me look arounda  bit.  I’m gonna find someone to ship you with,.  

The pretty girl I dared to karaoke has been my girlfriend for three years. I know, I’m surprised every day.

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Thank youuuuuu. And the question was who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with. And you’re all smart and crafty and skilled and it kind of felt like a “who is your favourite child” question so I couldn’t really say Gray or Charlotte. Though I would not wish that on you, because you are a nice lady.

thisissimonwithoutthecat‌:

Originally posted by ashtonmoio

To be honest I would totally accept some of those waffles????

…fine, we can go halfsies. so what was the question?

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secretlyvanillaperfection‌:

I give you ten stars for that performance.  The question was who do I not ship together.  

Hahahhaha.. ha. Good answer. Goooood answer.

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Did you say DRAMATIC?

answer to @praevado-insider ’s question: @ringaroundtheposie and @thisissimonwithoutthecat

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....curiosity killed the cat, but let's hear the dare, please. Maybe. Yikes.

answer to @praevado-insider ’s question: @ringaroundtheposie and @thisissimonwithoutthecat