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truly what is going on in Sandy’s Olympics headshots 😭

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

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what are we even saying anymore

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↳ ANTHONY BEAUVILLIER & HIS DOG | 8.8.25

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Luke, my guy. Why would you willingly tell someone that. This is why everyone calls you wormie you're practically begging to be called that

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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Earth House située à Tokyo, au Japon, est une oasis urbaine contemporaine conçue par l'architecte Ken Nishiguchi. Photo : ToLoLo Studio. - source MCM Daily.

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Night sky

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i'm still thinking about that cowboy fic that used the stoplight system because one of the cowboys had a prophetic dream about modern traffic control systems...and while i find this hilarious i think it would be even better to try and reverse engineer stoplight colors for kink, but for completely context-appropriate reasons.

like a caveman au

"when grug think color green...grug see big field of grass. and grug like to run in grass. grug goes! grug goes far.

when grug think yellow...grug see yellow grass. grug know that cold time is soon. grug slow down. grug prepare.

when grug think red...fire. big fire. red and burn. grug get hurt! grug stop. grug done."

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this