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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

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okay i think im stuck now in subnautica

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if chapter 4 did anything its that it reminded me how zooted she is for the lizard

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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god i wish i had a superpower so i could do one singular unexplained thing in public and watch people theorize for years after. like if i could fly the first thing i would do is put on a morph suit and fly over the henday at rush hour and then never do it ever again

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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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if i had a nickel for every time i played a game with an area called lost river i'd have two nickels

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trhey are. good for my health

(transcript under the cut)

From MAG 162:

TIM (Jon impression) Well, given the incoherence of this statement, I find it hard to believe it ever occurred. [Sasha laughs.] TIM In fact, based on the evidence, I find it highly unlikely that Sasha ever even existed at all.

Also 162

MARTIN (put-upon Spooky Jon impression) What good are maps when the very Earth has… eh, blah blah blah. ARCHIVIST Well, yes.

From 167:

MARTIN You know, when you do the whole – (Spooky Jon impression) curse this flesh prison – (normal) thing, it –

From 108:

BASIRA Was he… woOoOo? MARTIN I mean, a bit, yeah.

From 117:

MARTIN “(Jon voice) Good lord, is Martin becoming some sort of spider person?”

From 39:

TIM Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings-

From 85:

ARCHIVIST “Face to face with your own mortality on the frozen peaks, staring death in the face and saying ‘Not today, dude.’”

From 88:

MARTIN She said she had (heavy air quotes) “full operational discretion”.

From 98:

MARTIN Jon’s (Elias voice) “too inconsistent” at the moment.

From 136:

ARCHIVIST I-I’m not swanning around – DAISY (OVERLAPPING) “Boo-hoo, I’m so alone and a monster.” ARCHIVIST I –

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Since someone on Instagram asked me about corrupted Hollyberry, I might as well post this on here too. I’m probably gonna make a short in-between chapter soon to make up for Hollyberry not being in “tea party for the fallen”, but I wanted to share my ideas first

First of all, I’m most likely getting rid of Tiger Lily cookie. Not cause I dislike her, but because I feel like she was mostly just there to make sure all those hollyberians ate those sour berries and nothing else. (Plus then they don’t have a convenient “Oh, we were actually just brainwashed” moment. You know, for more drama)

Secondly, when watching episode 9 & 10, this exchange stood out to me

Cause like, imagine. You’re immortal, after god knows how long of ruling the kingdom you’re like “I just wanna do my own thing for a while” and you leave the kingdom in the hands of someone who you consider a very competent ruler and warrior. And then the second you leave you hear “Oh yeah, the kingdom got attack by dragons and they stole your granddaughter and it’s all your fault you selfish prick”

I feel like if there one thing that kills passion, it’s feeling like you’re obligated to do something. And nothing says “I feel trapped” like knowing the kingdom will fall apart if you ever leave

So rn the plan for corrupted Hollyberry is pretty much that that, in combination with her citizens saying stuff like this…

AND being expected to take on the pain of literally every single cookie in the garden in order to leave would eventually make her go “You guys wanna stay here so bad? Fine, it’s not my problem anymore”

(feel free to tell me what you guys think)

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there’s a middle aged lesbian couple in the will wood concert line gently holding a siffrin plushie like they’re their child. I seriously almost cried He’s so loved. Everywhere you look siffrin plush has a lovely home. Oh my godddd

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)

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Mechsploitation Houndgirl Handler: "The gas keeps them obedient, burning out the unnecessary parts of their mind. All they need to do is kill when we command."

Guy who never got over Titanfall's demise: "Yeah but can they wall run?"