threesongs2012

[threesongs2012]

everytime you fail a suicide attempt, im gonna be there giggling and laughing, cradling your head, you silly life liver, you think you can break fate? it was already written that you will be be forced to continue writhing for much much longer than that, HAHAHAHHAHA, toiling on this wretched world, round and round baby. get back up, we arent done.

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I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

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this video is years and years old at this point but i feel like we need to experience it again (sound on)

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

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thinking about The Dynamoe again

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Potassium

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i like the funny tv guy

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something something..

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bausparfuchs

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technology just gets better and better, doesnt it ?

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Hi Wats Up Lol

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you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord

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Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

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who wants to come over and let fiction affect reality

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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs