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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

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loaf with mama

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In accordance with Tumblr joining the rest of the internet 7 years late in asserting that all of its profile pictures must no longer be square, I am going to bring this development full "circle" (hehe) and allow it to reach its logical conclusion by developing a new raster image file format that stores pictures no longer as Rectangles in a Cartesian grid, but as Circles using polar coordinates. This file format will *assistant whispers in my ear* I don't fucking care. Start producing circular monitors then with rounded pixels then. Get out of my conference room

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The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson – costume design by Jean Paul Gaultier

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Painting myself in WW1 dazzle camouflage so the little old ladies at Tesco's misjudge my direction and speed and their torpedos miss when I cut in front of them at the self-service checkout

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confiscated borgs on st. patrick's day in boston

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it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

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on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese

i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

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on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese

i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

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Maya Beaudry, Childhood Home, 2024, Digital pigment print on cotton, 33 x 51 x 3 in.