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oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink

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stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

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james and the giant pronoun

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and yup ☝️ im what was i saying

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writing omegaverse CPR because apparently that's how my brain expresses itself these days

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A friend told me I should be using bottled water to make my tea, since the tap water around here has a lot of chlorine in it and that’ll throw off the flavor of some of my more delicate teas.

I tried it. Boiled the water in a kettle, poured it into the cup to brew, and it all bounced right back out. Made a hell of a mess. My slippers are soaked.

Tried again, same thing. Mess all over the kitchen, hot water all over the counter and down my apron.

I called my friend to tell her about it and figure out what the hell was going on.

She said “that’s weird. I’ve never had that problem. Are you using filtered water or spring water?”

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i decided to show my good friends my bridge/staircase it was a big hit and no one questioned my pallet or use of stairs at all

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WHO is putting yassified joker art onto my dash

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what if American Psycho was wet?

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what if American Psycho was wet?

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the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

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mangoball’s reinvention of modern satire will go unrecognized in history due to it being entirely fucking incomprehensible to anyone even remotely normal

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