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TIL that god hates straight people

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TIL that god damn @todayilearnedthat is beating us at our own game lordie fuckin shit

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TIL that this link works

Is TIL just 90% broken links at this point ? Usually it’s links to wikipedia articles.

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TIL that everything posted on this blog is indisputable fact

TIL that Nintendo gave Mario his name after the character exited the game screen and physically threatened one of the developers after proposing the name “Wungilo��, telling him that it was the stupidest fucking name he ever heard

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TIL that if you eat cum and then sneeze and then smell the area where you sneezed it smells like pussy

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TIL that Mermaid Man’s signature catchphrase wasn’t originally “EVIL!” but rather, was “PUSSY!”

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TIL that god’s reign over reality is finite.  It is unknown if this is in the temporal sense, the spatial sense or both, but we dont recommend staying around long enough and/or far out enough to find out

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TIL that in 2006, an astronaut asked a class, “Why do you go to college?” Leading to a student answering, “to get more knowledge. Why do you go to Jupiter?” The astronaut was never seen again after that day

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TIL that the Men in Black are supposed to be the guys who show up in Robot Chicken skits always trying to kill the characters

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TIL that the Wii remote looks like a dildo

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TIL that im dumb

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TIL that I can sue anybody for anything

TIL that “Olive Garden” is actually a misnomer, as there are unfortunately, no living olive plants in the resturaunt

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TIL that “Olive Garden” is actually a misnomer, as there are unfortunately, no living olive plants in the resturaunt

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TIL William Dafoe claimed in 2008 to have the ability to "devour the sun"

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TIL that some people call onion blood “juice” as if you’re supposed drink it at breakfast

TIL that onions make your eyes water because their blood contains the same hormone that causes crying in humans

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TIL that the bitcoin price increase is a controlled effort in order to make the value of szechaun sauce equal 1 bitcoin

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TIL that god hates straight people