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SCARLETT DOESNT LOVE YOU.

I mean, what isn’t there to love? Assuming that cold, dead heart of her’s can feel love, of course.

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why

Why what? Speak!

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max evidently can’t keep his hands to himself 

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AS IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT!!

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Max, is Scarlett still your minion?

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what are your true feelings for scarlett????????

BY MY SIDE AS IN PARTNERS! EVIL PARTNERS CAN BE CLOSE WITHOUT BEING THAT CLOSE, YOU KNOW!!

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How exactly did you feel when Scarlett told you she wasn't a sidekick? It seemed kinda like you started respecting her more, since you called her Scarlett and not sidekick

Respect though, is a mutual thing, and she has yet to extend such pleasantries to me—so she will recieve VERY LITTLE UNTIL SHE DOES.

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what happened after you and scarlett were launched off the island?

..I still have the scar.

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Who would you choose as your sidekick in the cast besides Scarlett?

(The rest are not worth mentioning.)

Most importantly though, Scarlett was my sidekick because she proved herself to be worth the position, which the rest of these imbeciles have failed to do. Without her, I would have continued on by myself. I’ve already felt the sting of a shabby sidekick once, there’s no need to settle!

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y u r so much ugly in such a little man

MY MOTHER SAYS I AM HER MOST HANDSOME SON AND THE TALLEST ONE TOO! SO SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.

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COME TO ME, MY MINIONS! MY THIRST FOR ASKS IS UNQUENCHABLE!!

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Feel free to send any inquiries, as I will usually be willing to answer. After all, my large wealth of knowledge is meant to be shared.