what do you mean my personal blog is all shitposts?? firefighter/EMT, occasional Upright Citizens Brigade writer, film major, and pretty gay. 27 NY. Sideblog: firebenders-inc
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Love the word "also". I have more things to say
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Please AO3 people help me, I can't figure out how to turn off guest comments. I wrote a one shot about my friend who passed away and this is what I get
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the whimsy in life really leaves once you're out of YA-main-character age range
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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.
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the only apps on my phone screen are there for aesthetic. my 3 most used apps aren't even there. I gotta get em from the tray.
#just bored and high and thought of this#and i couldnt tell my homies in the group chat#because it hasnt been long enough since the last time i said something
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Me telling the guy at the liquor shop why my hand is shaking when I show my ID. he didn't ask
'tells' of someone lying are the vast majority of the time just signs of stress or anxiety, such as self-soothing behaviours. it should be obvious why the claim that these behaviours during a police interrogation are proof of guilt is incredibly dangerous
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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They're literally not allowed to. Fun little thing called copyright law.
Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn't sneak in any ads and doesn't have an algorithm and doesn't watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It's just right there to use for free. Legend
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People know you can still use smartphones like a phone...right? If you don't have headphones you can just hold it up to your ear to have a conversation instead of blasting it on loudspeaker or FaceTime for everyone around you to hear.
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