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im gonna b honest w you twin its 2 am and i looked behind me in terror bc i did not process this as “youre back”

in my free time I plot on the downfall of my coworkers
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even me? 🥹
in my free time I plot on the downfall of my coworkers
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be there in 10 😘
can u venmo me 5$ i rlly need to buy a milkshake
- @timelord-lokitty
I don't use venmo. or... or any online money transfer app. I can do bank transfer but do note that I have an interest rate of 5% per loan. also highly unprofessional that you have sent me a monetary request via tumblr askbox instead of emailing.
unless you're asking for a 'favour' as a 'friend'. in which case come to my office and ill give you $15 to get me a milkshake and a snack
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oh who is you
why is accountant a gender on this form
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icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo

ts is literally u bro
- @timelord-lokitty
YES except they cannot force me. my work-life balance is either hiking beautiful and extreme terrain at an intensity that might straight up kill a regular guy or lurking the innermost parts of an LED-lit facility for days on end. very little in-between the whiplash is insane actually what does "ts" mean
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IF YOU IDENTIFY AS A THREE EYED BASTARD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DM ME
why is accountant a gender on this form
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why do you look so smug. your pfp should be the pic where you look like a neglected pou
new pfp bitchaaaaassss
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