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@sixpenceee I don’t know if you’ve heard of this already but I found this movie on Netflix a few years ago called “Alice”. It’s a creepy foreign stop motion/live action version of Alice in Wonderland. They don’t talk much in the movie really…just a lot of weird ass shit going on.😂👌Easily one of my favorite movies! It also got a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes.
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If I look back, I am lost.
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The types as thoughts I often have at 3:00 in the morning
ENTP: *chants* MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES
ENFP: LOL1!!1!1! THiS iS A ReALLy fUNnY VIdEO!
ISTP: I should go get food.
ISFP: But my bed is so comfy... I'm too lazy to do that! So I won't.
ISTJ: This fanfiction is amazing!
ESTJ: Why the heck am I still awake? It's 3 A.M!
INFP: *crying hysterically over the 10000th episode of some cheesy TV series that I started watching tonight*
INTP: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if someone put a goldfish into a fish tank full of Coke and left it there for a month...
INFJ: *existential crisis*
INTJ: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
ISFJ: I need more blankets! It's cold! *gets eleven blankets and wraps self up inside them*
ESFJ: I should text every single one of my friends even though they're all asleep!
ENTJ: This is pretty much the worst way in the world for me to waste my time. Fortunately, I no longer have anything to live for.
ENFJ: It's so dark and lonely... :(
ESTP: LOL! My friends are going to be so impressed that I'm still awake! I'm a #CoolKid!
ESFP: My late-night thoughts are so ridiculous that if I made an MBTI-related shitpost about them, everyone would love it! (HINT HINT)
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there’s so much of oscar isaac’s tender yet evil voice in this one
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The Signs As Jedi Knights & Sith Lords
Aries Jedi: Increased physical ability, gets into trouble quickly, likes solving problems using action rather than word
Aries Sith: Extremely powerful, prefers lightsaber combat over using the force, rash and prone to anger
Taurus Jedi: Significantly force-sensitive and wouldn't know it, likes using the force for silly things, prefers to get others to do their work
Taurus Sith: Very bossy, likes force-choking people for fun
Gemini Jedi: Prefers to avoid conflict by thinking on their feet, adept diplomat and keen user of mind tricks
Gemini Sith: Sweet-talker who gets what they want through trickery, extremely lucky, can dual wield but rarely does
Cancer Jedi: Wants to protect people, good at finding problems due to being an empath, prefers force over saber
Cancer Sith: Succumbs to emotions quickly, vengeful, keeps a backup lightsaber, can be manipulative and cruel if necessary
Leo Jedi: Respects honor and rarely uses the force, tries to get the job done quickly, but not necessarily well
Leo Sith: Full of pride and likes taunting opponents, likes throwing their lightsaber
Virgo Jedi: Systematic doing work, can often see ahead and plan accordingly, prefers the force over lightsaber combat
Virgo Sith: Emotional but not noticeable, uses force lightning often
Libra Jedi: Strives for balance in all things, prefers diplomacy over combat entirely, equally adept in lightsaber and force techniques
Libra Sith: Understands the balances between the light and dark side, uses a double-sided lightsaber, uses superior tactics to gain an edge, master-strategist
Scorpio Jedi: Mainly does undercover work, master of mind tricks and mind reading, has a lightsaber shoto (dagger)
Scorpio Sith: Loves and strives for power, prefers to imprison and exhort rather than to kill indiscriminately
Sagittarius Jedi: Became a Jedi to explore, very good pilot, very flashy lightsaber style, relies on luck
Sagittarius Sith: Very exploitative, prefers to have subordinates do work for them, prone to restlessness
Capricorn Jedi: Lone wolf, doesn't like fighting but will bring the pain if provoked, good with telekinesis
Capricorn Jedi: Cold and unforgiving, merciless, and kills with impunity, uses two lightsabers
Aquarius Jedi: Strives for peace, does not have a preference between diplomacy and combat, will do whatever it takes to complete a job
Aquarius Sith: Screws around a lot and gets in a trouble often, likes the adrenaline rush, has force lightning
Pisces Jedi: Loves to help people and desires to be diplomatic but solves problems with mind tricks and combat more often, very force-sensitive
Pisces Sith: Very secretive and unpredictable, wise, wields lightsaber in reverse
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I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life
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i love this show too much
I still don’t know my charges. As of now, obstruction of justice and hindering prosecution in the Hapstall case. You manipulated Caleb Hapstall into forcing his sister’s confession, ordered one of your interns to initiate a sexual relationship with him, and then you demanded that he pay you six figures so there would be no record of the two of you working together.
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I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
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Surprise: Alex Garland’s Ex Machina won the Oscar for Best Special Effects.
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Mad Max: Fury Road Oscar Wins
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Mark Ruffalo congratulates Leonardo DiCaprio for his Academy Award win on February 28th, 2016
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