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Isobel shouldn’t have been with Frank, she should’ve been at the club

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me wanting to know if there could be brain eating amoeba in the water

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me and my closest friend who i fucking hate

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the brutalist

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feudal lord and the vassals he claims are such a burden

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the o.b. (not to be confused with those little bullet tampons where you just gotta shove em up there)

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part of the hiring process at mi5 involves showing them a portfolio of your bitchiest facial expressions

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Catherine attends Charles's funeral. Weeks later, Lamb pops by her apartment unexpectedly.

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two fake damsels in distress

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He’s so dumb like just forward the text to lamb on the way river you walking myopia

The incoming message had been from Catherine's phone, and River had opened it heading down the stairs, still congratulating himself on a neat escape. He was expecting a brief explanation for absence: late-running Tube, sudden illness, alien invasion. What he read instead was an even briefer summons: Pedestrian bridge. Now. Which didn't sound like the Catherine Standish he knew. An attachment came with it and he paused on the landing while it effortfully opened - it took half a second to work out what he was looking at: a woman, hand-cuffed, gagged, like a come-on for an amateur porn site except she was fully clothed and, Jesus, it was Catherine ... Why the hell would anyone take Catherine? Pedestrian bridge. Now. There was only one pedestrian bridge it could be; not a dozen yards away, spanning the road between the Tube station and the Barbican. And before checking it out there were alarm bells to ring: slow horse or not, Catherine was an agent of the security services, and Regent's Park ran a full-court press when one of their own came under threat ... As for Lamb, he'd hang River out to dry if he took another step without putting him in the picture. That was something to think about, so River thought about it as he stuffed the phone away, and took the rest of the stairs three at a time.

Real Tigers by Mick Herron (2016)

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Louisa like 75% of the time when min speaks

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Maybe she didn’t think Flyte had it in her to lie to Diana since Flyte’s whole thing is her integrity? Whereas she knew Spider well enough to know lying and scheming was just ingrained in who he was?

can someone explain to me why diana fumbled lying to jackson in season four? in season two she has no problem not showing that she doesn't know about webb's plans, but in season four she suddenly can't hide that flyte lied to her. the woman might be overdue for a vacation

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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

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had a vision

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I love how he knows exactly what to say but he just loves to annoy her on purpose. #sibling vibes

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nobody distract me (someone please distract me)

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i bet finding out that Taverner hates him did wonders for River's mommy issues 💀💀💀