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I wish the world would understand..

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Dear Anne, 

Since we are parting ways, perhaps forever, I feel I must unburden my heart. You are the fond object of my affection and my desire. You and you alone are the keeper of the key to my heart. Please, don’t be alarmed. I don’t expect your favor. But I can’t in good conscience not reveal myself. I’m not engaged, nor will I be, unless it’s to you, Anne. My Anne with an “e.” It always has been, and always will be, you.

With Love,  Gilbert

P.S. Thanks for the pen. Good luck at Queens.

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i like my body when it is with your body

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u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

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the accuracy

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

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this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

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i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

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god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

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