i'm kip, and i’m tired, queer, and always in some kind of pain (it, he, or she pronouns please) (24 years old) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸🇰🇷✡️ (converting)—— terfs, MAPs, swerfs, white supremacists, aro/ace exclusionists, disability “devotees,” trans fetishists, nazis/neo nazis, victim blamers, islamophobes, antisemites, and other assholes are not welcome here.
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i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one
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Imagine you're a random nomadic vampire who did a little whoopsie and killed someone publicly or made an immortal child or created a teeny little newborn army. You're dragged to Volterra.
What language are the Volturi speaking to you?
Imagine you're a random nomadic vampire travelling outside your normal territory, in a part of the world that speaks a different language than your native one. You come across a coven of three.
What language do you use to greet them and try to prevent being torn to pieces?
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if not friend why friend sha—

never mind

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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hydra pronouns -----part 2-----
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they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!
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