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this is making me CRY

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Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

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Imagine paying money to view a Tumblr post and all you get is this

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Bunjy a question, do you think any cryptids could plausibly exist?

at least one cryptid definitely does exist in the sense that it was an actual creature who encountered and really freaked out a couple of humans- Mothman!

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it was a barred owl.

see, owls have a really bright eyeshine at night, and in a really unusual color- blood red. 

and barred owls have the brightest eyeshine of them all- so bright you could swear you were looking at the oncoming headlights of the Hellfire Express! 

at close range, the eyeshine of a barred owl would be almost blinding- like shining a bright flashlight directly into those bicycle spoke reflector things. like this:

and wouldn’t you know it, barred owls are found in the areas where Mothman was first sighted.

so what presumably happened was that several people had very close encounters with one or several barred owls, and the red hellfire glare of the owl was so bright that it made the owl’s eyes look the size of fucking softballs!

and since it was night and the owl was moving the shape of it was too indistinct to make out, so the humans’ brains extrapolated a body outline for this unknown creature that was MUCH bigger than the owl actually was! it’s also stupid difficult to judge distances in the sky at night so they may have thought the owl was further away when it was almost on top of them. and HEY PRESTO, A LEGEND WAS BORN.

but this doesn’t mean that Mothman was never real, quite the contrary! Mothman is real in the only place that matters,,,, in our hearts 

support owl conservation efforts in your local area though, and you may someday see a Mothman of your own!

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women be weaving

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I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

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horny anime fangirls do more work than actual mangakas…..you could throw an evil anime boy across a room and tumblr user dabiscock will characterize him before he lands

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restaurants who serve raw/barely cooked vegetables as a side dish are absolutely sociopathic. so our ancestors discovered how to harness the power of fire and you rejected that power in favor of serving me something i could have gotten off of that bush outside. i rebuke you

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a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

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the build a bear Axolotl is perfect actually

it said :)

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can you posr the video that the. pelican is from

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED