The happiest pessimist you’ll ever meet. She/them. Ill post what ever the f*@k I want!
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sorry but even if the ongoing genocide isn't a deal breaker for you, surely anyone still watching eurovision can see now that the contest itself is totally fucked. as long as israel is allowed to compete, the voting is going to be MASSIVELY swayed by politics. not the best song or staging or any musical ability. people who don't even watch are gonna keep voting for israel for the sake of zionism. it's not a song contest anymore and the ebu are entirely to blame.
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absolutely love how when the doctor bigenerated they were excited and giddy and hugging each other but when the rani bigenerated the new rani immediately started beefing with mrs flood 😭
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, you do not decide which discworld book you're going to read first, the universe does. It's whichever one accidentally makes its way into your immediate vicinity, whichever one is the only one on the shelf at the library when you were actually looking for something else. It will find you when it's Time, it has something to do with wossname... quantum
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No snacks this time for sure!
I will never lose weight haha
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malevolent fans r so funny “parker sounds just like noel…” almost like. well. no i shant say.
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put all the podcast guys in a room together for group therapy
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What the two will be separated by now ep 26 and 27 have happened
Edit: Oh god please no this can’t be what I’m known for in this fandom 😭
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.
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The contrast between the start of The Magnus Archives and the start of Malevolent is absolutely delightful because it's just:
Jon: Well this is clearly a made up story. Also my predecessor was useless and the archives are a mess. This is a normal and boring job that I have
John: ARTHUR. HIDE THE BODY IN A CLOSET. FOLLOW THE GUY WHO TRIED TO SHOOT YOU. WE ARE GOING TO A CREEPY HOUSE, HURRY UP, STOP PANICKING
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Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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Glad I'm not the only one
I've mentioned it before but I love bats so much that sometimes I'll be at work or at the dentist or whatever and I'll be thinking about bats and I'll get really emotional and start crying and I can't stop they're just so small and soft guys I love them so much
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