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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (but just the memes)

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FOLK HORROR: A subgenre of horror which uses elements of folklore to invoke fear in its audience. Typical elements include a rural setting and themes of isolation, religion, the power of nature, and the potential darkness of rural landscapes. Many derive their horror from the actions and beliefs of people; the primary focus of the stories is often upon naïve outsiders coming up against these forces

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Favourite Designs: Frieda Leopold ‘Blood Red Velvet’ Haute Couture Gown [x]

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📞 + horror movies

Fatal Attraction (1987)

The Ring (2002)

Scream (1996)

Black Christmas (1974)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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In Brian’s dreams

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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From (2022–) 2x10 "Once Upon a Time…"

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.

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how it feels to recognise the horror in the mundane

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

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Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

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Tom Lehrer was found dead in his home this morning. He was 97 years old, so it's hard to say he was taken from us too soon, but anything short of immortality would've felt too soon for the mathematician, writer of pointed satiric songs during the early Cold War era, and writer of less pointed but no less genius songs to teach kids phonics on the 1970s PBS show "The Electric Company."

He never lost his sense of humor. In 2012, 2 Chainz asked if he could sample Lehrer's song "The Old Dope Peddler" for an upcoming track. Lehrer responded, "I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?"

His works are all in the public domain, something which he did in 2020.

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my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

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Anti-censorship cheat sheet I took from bluesky