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Somewhere, at some point, a married pair of auctioneers have had an amazing argument…

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pics that make u go wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

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Gtbh it doesn't take a lot to piss me off but oooh weee... I love my housemates but I cannot wait to live alone!

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Trying to stay chill since lockdown 3 has begun but my housemate ate all my salted caramel ice cream and I'm pissed about it

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For some reason my cat has serious beef with my neighbor’s outdoor cat, Mr. Boots. The feud is so petty at this point that on Christmas night Mr. Boots literally scaled a brick wall so he could come hiss at my cat through the window to ruin his holiday. I can’t get over how furious he looks why are cats like this 😆

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me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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My favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but when the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and you just hear everyone in the crowd singing the lyrics to the music and you see the smiles on the band members faces because they know people care about their music and everyones just so happy who cares about anything else

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

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so they put up these new signs at the ima and they make the whole thing feel very alice in wonderland kind of

but the ones with words on them are really great

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HI IM REALLY DEPRESSED AHA 😅🔫

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