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[toast-the-boat-cat]

Bite me!

Troy tells Lint that she's a vampire. Lint, maybe a little too excitedly, offers a taste of their blood.

edit: this is also on ao3 now

tw/cw for blood

GUYS I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT VAMP!TROY AND FREAKY LINT

A dim light from the ceiling is all there is in the room. Troy’s room. Lint and her hang out in here a lot, since it’s not like his dad is going to bother them. He’s busy working in his office. Even if their sight didn’t make its way over to look at Troy every two seconds, it’d still be too dark to read the words on the page. Troy is watching a top spin on the floor. He’s sitting with his legs crossed, and it looks like he’s got something on his mind. Which is rare for Troy.

Lint didn’t even realize he was staring until Troy spoke up, “Hey man? I think I gotta tell you something, broski. And it’s like, really important.”

Holy steam, is she about to say what Lint thinks he’s going to? Is there finally going to be hope that they might have a chance with Troy Lougferd?

“Yeah, man? What’s up?” Lint replies, although they needed to take a second to compose his thoughts. He hopes their face isn’t too red. Troy isn’t looking at them, it seems like she’s avoiding it, really. He’s fiddling with his hands, clearly nervous.

“So, uh… I’m a vampire. Me and my dad both. Just thought I should tell you, man.” Troy coughs.

Oh. That is not what Lint was expecting. That doesn’t mean he’s disappointed, not at all, if anything they’re just as happy as they would have been if Troy had said that he was into guys. 

Lint wonders what it would feel like for Troy to bite him, and their face is definitely red now. And without thinking, he says, “Oh… That’s awesome man! Do you- do you wanna, like, taste my blood?”

Cog, why did I say that? He’ll think I’m weird! Lint thinks to himself, as if it weren’t already obvious that they’re a strange individual. They’ve been obsessed with Troy for how many years now? And Troy doesn’t mind. It makes him like Lint more, actually.

“Uh- well, broski, that actually sounds- that sounds nice, man. Uh, but like, not in a gay way. You know.” Troy breaks the awkward silence that had filled the room.

She gets up and starts to walk closer to Lint, still sitting in the chair in the corner. Lint feels their heart start to beat faster as he approaches. His hands are shaking from excitement. That really doesn’t help prove his case of ‘not being a freak’, now does it?

Lint’s heart feels like it’s going to explode if it beats much faster than this. Troy’s mouth opens, revealing fangs that were previously not there. Or maybe they were just retracted. Is that how these vampires work? Lint doesn’t care, because this is really happening. This is actually happening and they’re more excited for it than ever.

Troy hesitates for a moment, the tips of his fangs just barely touching Lint’s neck, but in an instant her fangs are digging into their flesh and she begins to drink. It tastes sweet. Troy likes sweet.

And Lint, oh, Lint can’t do anything, and they like it. The second his fangs entered his neck, they felt content. They don’t just like this, he loves this. He can’t imagine a nicer feeling.

Troy’s enjoying the taste of Lint’s blood. Maybe a bit too much. She’s lost track of how much he’s taken, and he knows better than to take too much. Dad always says she’s ‘greedy’ with this kind of thing.

And so he pulls away. Lint is pale in the face, but it seems like he enjoyed themself. That’s good. He’ll probably be fine.

Lint is disappointed that it’s over, but they know that they couldn’t let her drink much longer.

“That was- that was nice, dude! I mean, uh- your blood was, um-” Troy stutters, she never stutters. Why is he stuttering? “Yeah, man, that was nice. Like, really nice, dude.” Lint talks over the other. Ordinarily, they would never talk over Troy, but nothing about this is ordinary, is it now?

Troy’s face is just a shade lighter than his bright red t-shirt, or at least that’s what it feels like. I don’t like Lint, do I? Not like that, right? Troy thinks to herself. He can deal with that later, though. It’s getting late, Lint should probably be leaving soon.

He leads Lint to the front door with a smile on his face, and the second that door closes behind him, the house is silent again. Troy’s mind is all she hears, and all of her thoughts are filled with Lint. He doesn’t know what came over him, but he’d definitely like more of Lint’s blood. Maybe next time, Troy thinks.

[toast-the-boat-cat]

meow meow meow meowww meow meow meow meow meoww meow meow meow meow maow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowwww meow meow meow meowwww

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im giving you every feather

MEOWW!!

(Trans- FEATHERS!!)

-Toast takes one of the feathers, and begins to swat it around, having the time of her life.-

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OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything

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MEW MOWW MROWW MEOWW!!!

(trans- THE SUN IS SO NICE!!!)

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Mew maww maow meow maw mrow meoww..

(trans- The sun is very nice and warm today..)

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gonna watch QSMP and ask my teacher if it'll count for my Spanish class /sill

💀 🎹 for any!!!

Hi felis!!!!!!

Unfortunately i already answered these in plants ask but ty for the ask anyways :3

How are you? :D

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Meow mow maww mrow. Mew maw maow mreow maw mew meow mreoww maoow maw mew mow meow mreow

(trans- Still no mice found. I can hear them but the ship echoes weirdly and I can't find them)

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Reblog  this  post  to  let  your  followers  know  you're  fine  with  being  tagged  in  random  starters.  Additionally,  reblog  this  post  if  you're  all  right  with  being  sent  old memes,  no  matter  how long ago you reblogged them.

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Mew maow meow mreoww, mow mew maww meow mewww :(

(trans - I smell mice around, but I can't find them :()

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meow :3

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Mew maow maw mrow meoww! :33

(Trans- I caught a fish today! :33)

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howd u get hom

Maw meow mew mroww :3

(Trans - A nice cat helped :3)

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Weird fish guy went to live with Ollie

Maow Moww? Meow mew meow mow?

(Trans - Who's Ollie? Why did he go?)

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Mew maow mow mroww.. Mow meow mreow maow meww mow meow mrow.

(Trans - It's good to be back.. Not sure where weird fish guy went though.)

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Mrrp!

(Trans- Yep!)

-Toast starts purring loudly again as she also rubs her head on your shoulder-

-You hear a series of fast thunks/footsteps coming towards you, and see as Toast comes into view. She hurls towards you and starts rubbing against your legs-

Maow!!

- @toast-the-boat-cat

TOAST!! TOADT YOURE OK OMG COMERE

*She picks up toast and gives her the bigest hug.*

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-Toast looks at Ra for a moment, tilting her head 45° and seeing that they're no longer full cat-

Mrr?

(Trans- Ra?)

Mow meow, mrow mow mew maww mow meow mew mrow mew meww Mow Meow? Mreoww maow maow, mow.

(Trans- No matter, would you be able to tell her that I was in Los Angeles? Not sure where it is, though.)

-You hear a series of fast thunks/footsteps coming towards you, and see as Toast comes into view. She hurls towards you and starts rubbing against your legs-

Maow!!

- @toast-the-boat-cat

TOAST!! TOADT YOURE OK OMG COMERE

*She picks up toast and gives her the bigest hug.*