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toastery · 3 days ago
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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
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toastery · 5 days ago
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does anyone else help sazza escape the druid's grove every time just to hear minthara say "oooh sazza," and basically every other line in that dialogue, it's just too good
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toastery · 5 days ago
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Durge Ty
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toastery · 5 days ago
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I love remembering that I have Copic markers once in a while (class doodles)
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toastery · 5 days ago
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life tip: sometimes there's a bird outside & you can look at it
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toastery · 6 days ago
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that one apple trend with hansry
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toastery · 7 days ago
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So funny that people think Gale is shy about sex when he is canonically like, "I like your musk. I'm so turned on right now by all this danger we're in and killing we just did and how hot you look after fighting. Lae'zel, do you have any tips for using psionics with sex? Here's my sex book with a picture of people having sex on the cover, do you wanna try some things from it? It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."
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toastery · 10 days ago
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kinda vent art from a while back
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toastery · 11 days ago
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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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toastery · 14 days ago
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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toastery · 19 days ago
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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/
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toastery · 19 days ago
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guys i do NOT want to follow that voice please help me
started playing corpse party on my 3ds, who was gonna tell me it's doomed yuri. there's no way seiko is making it out alive now to tell naomi how she feels GOD.
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toastery · 19 days ago
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started playing corpse party on my 3ds, who was gonna tell me it's doomed yuri. there's no way seiko is making it out alive now to tell naomi how she feels GOD.
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toastery · 23 days ago
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horses made me transgender
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toastery · 23 days ago
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my bg3 oc "puff" and shadowheart! mehehehe
ma babies🖤🩶💙🪨🦋
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toastery · 24 days ago
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i'm at work rn with a sink full of dishes i did NOT need this on my feed
I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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toastery · 24 days ago
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don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas
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