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The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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I’m sorry, we need to take a short break from horses to appreciate that my boyfriend’s cat has a treadmill, and she will only run on it if she has an audience.
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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
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I’VE BEEN BEAT UP MY WHOLE LIFE 👊🔥😬 (made this for fun between work stuff!! song is BOOGIE by BROCKHAMPTON)
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himalayan pink salt, dried grapefruit rind, dried mint. I crush it all up w good ass intent and take it to the shower with me. throw in a dollop of coconut oil and it is the ideal scrub for starting anew + it has the MOST uplifting natural scent, TRUST!! 🙏🏼🍊☀️✨🌈🍃
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