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I’ve never related more to a post in my life.

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I cannot express how much fun kpop demon hunters is. also shoutout to one of the most descriptive titles of all time. they sure are kpop demon hunters.

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Pre-game ramyeon - KPop Demon Hunters - Directors: Maggie Kang, Chris Appelhans - June 20, 2025

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Hey man, ahead of this heatwave I'm gonna go ahead and rip the veil off of something for you:

The reason American Southerners have the luxury of saying that 90 ain't that bad and it's not unbearable until it's 100 is 1) prolonged exposure to high temperatures over multiple decades 2) our mindset for these living conditions.

You don't have number 1, and you can't just acquire it, so I need you to adopt number 2 immediately. How do you live like a Southerner in the heat?

Don't be a hero.

Stay inside. Buy a box fan, put it next to a bucket of ice, and wrap your arms around it like a lover. Do not leave the shade under any circumstances. If a dude makes fun of you for getting out of the sun, don't get mad, just think of a funnier insult to call him while you flip him off and go stand under a tree.

Southerners love nothing more than to exaggerate and lie to each other. Like I think we got off on the wrong foot when you walked in on us saying things like "It was only 110, I didn't even take my damn jacket off" when really, last week it was 95 at 10 PM and we were on the bed buck nekkid in front of the fan moaning incoherently and praying to die. So yeah, we can take extreme heat. We also want you to think we can take ludicrous heat. You must learn to talk shit and then be a hypocrite and a coward in your actions, because this will serve you best.

It sounds like I am joking but I cannot express to you how much I am not. Do not fuck with Mother Nature, because that bitch will kill you. Take every opportunity to lower your body temperature and drink water, because that is what all of us in hot climates are doing all the time, and that is why we are not dead, even when it seems like we should be.

(And yeah, we do go through like two and a half ugly weeks in April every year where everyone wants to absolutely just goddamn drop dead because none of us have our heat tolerance back, but we must go to work anyway, which must be a crime. And yes, when it gets below 70 we really all do short circuit and cover ourselves in seven jackets, except for Shorts Guy.)

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I love very specific cakes

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Day 22: Favorite Character

Print available here!

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take ur kid to the temen-ni-gru day

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In Souyo we trust amen.

Iwannadateyosukesobadlybutatlussaidyoudumbassthatsforgirls

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ITS YOSUKE’S DAY 🎉 🧡

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happy yosuke day! 🧡

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happy birthday🥳

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOSUKE HANAMURA

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Yosuke Week - Day 4 (Summer / Festival) Yosuke Week - Day 5 (Stars / Sky)

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something something the amount of times ive had my hands full in the kitchen and had to like horse kick the walk-in door closed... sanji probably did the same thing. does.

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happy sanji day 💙💛

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.