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You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

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this tweet is on par with “omg you people can’t do anything” in terms of how it changed the way i think and move about the world because now when i tell people i’ve only had my doppio espresso i hear this tweet word for word

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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CRITERION • Katya Zamolodchikova's Closet Picks

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

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OPUS (2025) — dir. Mark Anthony Green

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Fiona Apple in a suit of armor in NYC, 1997

Photography: Joe McNally

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Vampire humaniste cherche suicidaire consentant, Ariane Louis-Seize (2023)

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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Chris Fleming and Steve Buscemi for Vogue

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ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker