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Hey. I think I hate you.

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EXIT Bowl (2024)

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i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

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yall stay off chatgpt !!!

rant about meaningless topic incoming!!!

if every single smut has the love interest reduced to a single minded daddy dom who speaks in grunts and lives only to make the mc nut 1000 times the same way every time , what is the point????

maybe i wouldn't notice if I was in one fandom but like,,,, daryl is being written like superman like invincible like deku like gojo...

and ik im not crazy, because I'm also finding vague ass scenarios with no beginning or end( just fluff of something that could have been a fully realized scene had the author stuck with a single idea) tagged with 10000 characters x reader, with the author encouraging readers to tag anyone else the scenario could possibly apply to

how does anyone benefit from casting the widest net with their tumblr dot com post??? 😥you wasted an edit of an anime girl nutting on batman for a hunter x hunter imagine how did we get here

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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possessive grocery store cashier boyfriend. "i saw you check your groceries out in someone else's aisle." #dark romance #booktok #alpha

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artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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#womeninmalefields

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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

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That was the last sunrise I ever saw. Perhaps the kindest thing the dark gift has given me. // It was the last time I saw my brother. It was the last time I saw the sun. It was the only time I ever felt free.

Interview with the Vampire (2022 - ) // Sinners (2025)

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going to see sinners tonight. I expect micheal b Jordan DP fics on my desk by tomorrow morning

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This is the worst timeline. (x)

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Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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do you think vampires would be really into cockwarming or do you think they'd find it weird