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mugler studies (and screamer)

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it's so easy to peer pressure men to become women. nobody is telling them that they shouldn't be women or be like women in any way, so pretty much as soon as i suggest it it's a piece of cake

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one of my biggest pet peeves with fandom is that people will see 2 characters bicker even slightly and go "ship?? enemies to lovers??? make them kiss??" and sometimes it's just like. no I think these people just dislike each other

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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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I wonder if all those guys who let their dick get cast for dildo making know that at any given moment their dick is fucking at least one man or woman.

Do you think they get off on that

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ant compliation

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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

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I bet it feels sooooo good if you're a fly and you rub your little hands together. Your body is sooooo small and your drive is the very ecstasy of existence man it HAS to be great

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me and the gang

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I am begging conspiracy theorists to do what they do best this one time.

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This is a minor thing but it is very annoying to me when people replace every instance of "th" with þ, while ignoring the existence of ð. Like those indicate very different sounds I'm sorry you are not really saying "þat, þis, þose" unless you are hosing me down with saliva