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it would be soooo cute if the reboot gave us a flashback episode to linda and lawrence's wedding.... i want to see leedol flower girl candace helping the boys toddle down the aisle (they are the ring bearers and they each have one ring to hold)

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You know Perry probably has a nice comfy bed that the boys made all sorts of comfy modifications on, but he chooses to alternate sleeping on each of their beds.

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Compilation of expressions that deviate from the character's typical fare, and therefore are satisfying visual proof of deeper emotional complexity (to me)

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How Phineas reacts when his various family members get infected in Night of the Living Pharmacists

• Phineas after watching his parents get infected from the window: “Oh no! They got Mom and Dad!”😦

• Phineas after watching his sister get infected in front of him: “Candace! NOOOOOOOO!!!”😫

• Phineas after watching his brother self-sacrifice himself: “Ferb! NO! FERB!!!”😱

*Reaches towards Ferb despite knowing that he’ll get infected that way and has to be physically restrained by Isabella*

Isabella: “Phineas! No! Don’t touch him!”

Phineas: “Ferb! I can’t just...!” *Breaks out of Isabella’s hold to reach a hand towards Ferb again in despair before she pulls him back and reasons with him*

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Now, THIS is the pinnacle of ADHD autism brotherhood, thank you very much

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* GRABBING HIM

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season 5 prediction

(parody of @/punkitt-is-here ‘s comic)

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Compilation of rare-ish Ferb smiles, for my personal enjoyment.

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You know when you'll just be having a conversation and then someone will say something VAGUELY connected and then your brain will go "omg this is just like that time on phineas and ferb where..." and then you can't focus because now you're thinking about phineas and ferb. And then you have to restrain your self from interrupting to be like "yeah that happened on pnf" because you cant make EVERY CONVERSATION about phineas and ferb.

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It's the fact that Phineas so clearly believes with his whole heart and superbrain that Ferb is nothing less than THE coolest guy ever. And no ridiculously insane, expert-level skill Ferb has ever or will ever pull out of his hat will take Phineas by surprise, because his expectation is precisely that Ferb will do something mindblowingly awesome every time. He's his #1 supporter and fan. Literally a simp.

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Snatched

Day 1: Identity Reveal

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The white van came out of nowhere—literally.

One moment Candace was trailing after her brothers, scrolling through her Instagram feed, a plastic container of homemade apple fritters for down-the-street neighbour Mrs. Pompoli under her arm. The next moment something large suddenly appeared in her peripheral vision, speeding fully into her view and coming to an oddly silent halt right beside Phineas and Ferb.

The van door slid open and a pair of arms reached out, snagging Phineas and Ferb by the necks of their shirts.

“Hey!”

Her voice was shrill and guttural. She lunged forwards, dropping the fritters, inserting herself partway into the vehicle just as the door attempted to slam shut. There was a sickening crunch as the edge of the door crushed into her hip, her vision briefly going black with agony.

“Let us go! Help! Help!”

Phineas’ cries penetrated her dense fog of pain. Candace breathed hard through her nose, harshly blinking back the tears stinging her eyes. There was a burly man pinning Phineas to his seat, a gleaming set of silver handcuffs attached to his wrists. A lankier man with a buzz cut was trying to wrangle Ferb into another set of handcuffs. The boy was thrashing so violently there was a genuine risk of him dislocating a joint.

A woman with a nose piercing, the last occupant of the back of the van, reached forwards, shoving her hand against Candace’s face. She hollered as the teen sank her teeth into the meat of her palm, and Candace spat out blood as Piercing recoiled back. She hauled herself fully into the vehicle, adrenaline overcoming the horrible pain spasming from her hip.

“Candace!” Phineas shouted.

“Get your hands off of my brothers!” Candace bellowed.

She reared her fist back, slamming it hard into Bulky’s nose. He cried out in surprise, stumbling back and knocking his head against the roof. Candace seized Phineas, wrapping her arm his middle and twisting towards Ferb. The alarm in his eyes was all the warning she got before something hard slammed against her skull.

The interior of the van spun as Candace slumped to the floor, a gasp choking past her lips. Something wet and warm trickled down her neck, and all she could see was darkness and tiny white stars.

“Get away from her!” Ferb roared as Piercing stalked towards his sister.

“Shut up!” snarled Piercing, cradling her mangled hand to her chest. “What do I do with this one? She’s not part of the plan.”

Crash!

The tinted back window exploded with a shower of glass. Phineas screwed his eyes shut as tiny pieces scratched at his face. He snapped them open when Ferb said in shock, “Perry?”

Surrounded by sparkling glass chips and wearing a 1940s fedora, his docile face twisted with fury, was their pet platypus.

Perry stood straight, his dark eyes blazing, his beak curled tight into a snarl. He sprang forwards, spinning in the air and smacking his tail against Buzzcut’s face. He dropped to the floor, nearly taking Ferb with him, but Perry pulled the boy out of the way.

“Perry?” Phineas croaked, blue eyes wide with disbelief. “Wh—what—?”

His words cut off as Bulky pressed his fist against his neck, narrowing his airways. “It’s him!” he barked to Piercing. “The one Boss warned us about!”

“How the hell did he find us so quickly?” Piercing demanded. She reached down, gripping Candace by the back of her red tank top, ignoring Perry’s hissing chatter. Candace wheezed as pain twisted through her hip and head, and she put out her hands as Piercing tossed her across the back of the van.

Warm, fuzzy paws caught her, lowering her slowly to the floor, and Candace stared into the distraught expression of her platypus. “Perry?” she mumbled. “What’s happening?”

Perry focussed on Phineas, who was a hair of a squeeze away from a full stranglehold. He chattered viciously, his paws forming into fists. His eyes darted between Piercing and Bulky. Ferb had scampered to Candace’s side, his cuffed hands doing their best to hold her.

He charged at Piercing, but at the last second, he spun and launched into a flying kick at Bulky. But before he made contact, something hot and sharp connected to his back, and all thoughts left his brain as an electric charge flared through his body.

“Perry!” Phineas screamed.

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“How did Phineas build all those insane inventions and yet never noticed Isabella had a crush on him?”

Y’all have never met an autistic child before

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what? do you want us to make like gay inventions?

source @momphineasandferbmadeablog

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Phineas Flynn will deliver the most cutting, brutally accurate BBC Sherlock-esque read on some douchebag's psychological and social foibles, and he'll do it in the middle of an otherwise completely innocuous sentence without once breaking his pliant smile.

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phineas and ferb would thrive in a home alone situation

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I reject the notion that Phineas would ever conform to the conventional college-job-suburban house pipline. He is NOT conventional. Boy has fun at college for a WHILE, but it gets old quickly once he exhausts the resources he wants to use. Boy drops out and lives in a van for two years.

Boy starts a tiktok just as an easy way to share his location and what he's doing with his friends and family - no intros no outros no commentary and no tags. Boy accidentally gains a follower count in the hundreds of thousands because his toks are completely out of context and jump wildly between various entirely unrelated locations without reason. You never know where he'll show up next. He's sometimes seen at undetermined fairgrounds or at stranger's houses doing random upgrades/bizarre renovations.

He has no discernible income. It is unclear how he is affording to live like this. His van is twice as big on the inside at LEAST and the followers he has (who he never really address directly instead of rare replies to comments?) are frothing at the mouth. Is this one of those illusion gag accounts???? Is this whole thing a bit???

One video is a perspective of him climbing DOWN from the TOP of a very large conifer, only to see that there's a bear at the bottom watching him curiously. There's a shocked pause and silent laughing from Phineas behind the camera as he casually climbs back up again. "Ferb bro I *wheeze* I need a transport pleeease---" *cuts off*

The next video is of him and Ferb eating hamburgers on the top of the van. This rare Ferb sighting is especially strange because Ferb is not on social media, but he's not around 98% of the time so Phineas's followers have no idea where he comes from. The camera swings away the microsecond before Ferb uses the transporter to phase back to England. Followers only see a flash of light. The theorists go bananas.